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Romantic Sms In Hindi

Romantic Sms In Hindi:

 

Believe me, you are the one,
Whom my heart finds,
Whom my mind reminds me of,
Whom my destiny wants,
Whom I love the most.

Pal pl se banta hai EHSAAS
eshsaas se banta hai VISHWAAS
Vishwaas se bante hai RISHTEY
aur rishto se bante hai koi KHAAS.

My heart says that you like me,
My eyes says that you feel something for me,
My mind says that you think of me,
But till now you are quiet.

Jaam par jaam pine se kya fayda,
Raat gujri to sari utar jayegi
Kisi, ki ankho se piyo
khuda ki k asam umar sari nashe me gujar jayegi.

Comedy Sms

Comedy Sms:

 

Judge: Tum apni limit cross kar rahe ho.
Lawyer: Kaun saala aisa kehta he?
Judge: Tum ne muje sala bola?
Lawyer: Nahi my lord, maine pucha KAUN sa LAW aisa kehta he?

SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.
1.Strength:My wife, Jeeto.
2. Weakness:Banta’ s wife, Preeto.
3 .Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.
4. Threat: When I am on tour.

1st Pagal: “Mujhe Katrina ne shadi ke lye haan bol di hai”
2nd Pagal: “Dikha di na usne apni auqat.
Main bhi itni asani se talaaq nahi dunga.

Beggar ek Aadmi se: 10rs. dedo sahib, girlfriend ko phone karna hai.
Aadmi ki girlfriend: dekho, bhikaari bhi apni girlfriend ko kitna pyar karta hai.
Beggar: nahi memsahab, use pyar karne ke baad hi main bhikhaari ban gaya.

Teacher: 5 mark lekar bhi tum hass kyon rahe ho?
Student: main ye soch kar hass raha hu ki wo 5 marks bhi kaise mile?

Teacher: Tumhari Maa ka naam kya hai?
LKG student: Mummy.

A donkey kicked sardar and ran away
sardar ran to catch the donkey.
He saw a zebra and started beating it and said
sala Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai.