Funny Hindi Sms
Here some top Funny Hindi Sms Messages are available for your Mobile Phones:
Funny Hindi Sms
Life me hamesha haste raho, Muskurate raho,
Gaate raho, Gungunate raho, Khush raho,
Taki tumhe dekh log samajen k tum..
Unmarried ho.
Agar koi hame acccha
lagte hai to, achha wo nahi
acche hum hai…
&
Agar hume koi bura lagta hai to
jaan lo ki, bura wohi hai kyo ki
hum to achhe hi hai na.
Santa: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Banta: Suicide karne ke liye
Santa: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?
Banta: Kahin infection na ho jaaye.
Laloo’s Son: Papa, aapki shaadi me kitna kharcha aaya tha?
Funny Laloo: Meine kabhi hisab nahi lagaya, par mein aaj tak uss ke liye pay kar raha hu.
August 30, 2011 8 Comments
Jokes Sms
Here some best Jokes Sms Messages available for your Mobile Phones:
Jokes Sms
Doctor: Aapko aisi dawa dunga ki aap fir se jawan ho jayengi.
Old woman: Nahi beta aisa mat karma, varna meri pension band ho jayegi.
Ladka: Tum mere sapno me khwabon me jazbato me rahti ho
Ladki: Bhaiya aapko kisi ne bewkoof banaya hai,
mai toh haryana mein rahti hoon.
Sardar to friend: Guess how many
coins I have in my pocket?
Friend: If I guess right, u give me 1?
Sardar: Oji, I will give both of them.
Kasam se har ladke ko bhula dungi,
Sabki tasveerain jala dungi,
Ek tum hi rahoge is dil main,
Balance dalwa do tumhe dua dungi.
August 29, 2011 No Comments