Aik Hindu Ne Bhagwan Se Kaha: Mujhy Dukh de, Tention de, Barbad Kar de, Mery Peechy Bhoot Laga de.
Bhagwan Ne Kaha: Saly shortcut mein Bol na “Biwi Chahiey”

2 Admiyo ki BV Gum hogien,
1Bola,Teri BV kaisi hai?
Dosra Bola, Blue Eyes, Rosy Lips, Charming,
2 bola: Teri kaisi hai?
Pehla Bola: Meri chor pahley teri dhondte hain.