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EveryOne Wants

jokes — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 09:51:50 +0000

“EveryOne wants to go to Heaven but no one wants to Die…”
Boley to!!
Sab ko Top karna hai par parhna koi nahi chahta….

Aik Student Jo

jokes — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 09:39:58 +0000

Aik student jo Hostel mein rehta tha,
Raat ko 3 baje uth ke namaz parhne ke baad Dua mangne laga,
“Mola sab so rahe hein aur mein teri ibadat kar raha hoon”.
To brabar wale bed se us ke room mate ne awaz lagayi,
“Kameeny tu apni Dua maang, hamari shikayat kiu kar raha hai”..

Wo Aae Hum

jokes — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 09:34:30 +0000

Wo Aae Hum Dekhte Rahe,
Wo Bolte Rahe Hum Sunte Rahe,
Unho ne Kuch Pucha Hum Khamosh Rahe,
Jab Wo Jane Lage To Hum Chillaye,
Sir Attendance To Laga Den..!

Teacher – Ager Koi

jokes — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 09:29:41 +0000

Teacher: Ager koi larki behosh ho jaye
To use hosh mein kaise lyein gein?
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Smart Student: Sir larki ko Behosh kaise kiya jaye…

Teacher – What Is

jokes — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 09:21:10 +0000

Teacher: What is the full form of A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H?
Student: A Boy can do everything for girls heart.

Teacher – Tomorrow There

jokes — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 12:57:47 +0000

Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on the Sun. Everyone must attend it.
Raju: No madam, I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!

Teacher – There Is A

jokes — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 12:51:25 +0000

Teacher: There is a frog, a ship is sinking, and potatoes cost Rs 3 /kg. Then, what is my age?
STUDENT: 32 yrs.
Teacher: How do you know?
STUDENT: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.

Teacher – Ramya And

jokes — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 12:46:31 +0000

Teacher: Ramya and Shilpa! Why are you late for school today?
Shilpa: Madam, I lost a one-rupee coin and was searching it.
Teachear: Ramya, what about you?
Ramya: Madam, I was not able to move because I was hiding that coin under my feet.

“Thoalvi” Vandhaal

jokes — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 09:54:04 +0000

“Thoalvi” Vandhaal
“Porumai” Avasiyam…
“Vettri” Vandhaal
“Panivu” Avasiyam…
“Yedhirppu” Vandhaal
“Thunivu” Avasiyam…
“Message” Vandhaal
“Reply” Avasiyam…

Teacher – Jawani Aur

jokes — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 14:29:20 +0000

Teacher: Jawani Aur Burhape Me Farq Btao…?
Student: Jawani Me Mobile Me HASEENO K Numbers Hote Hain, Aur Burhape Me HAKEEMO K