Tag Archive for Funny Jokes

Funny Shayari

Funny Shayari:

 

Mere Dost Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayari

Tumhara Bhi Meri Tarah Naam Ho Jayega

Jab Tum Par Bhi Padenge Ande Aur Tamatar

To Shaam Ki Sabji Ka Intajaam Ho Jayega.

 

Door se dekha toh ek sher tha …

Door se dekha toh ek sher tha …

Door se dekha toh ek sher tha …

isliye paas hi nahigaya.

 

 

Jab bhi hota hain deedar,

dil dhadakta hai baar baar,

par ye sochkar kahte hain,

ki kab chukaaoge mera uddhaar..

 

Humne bhi kabhi pyar kiya tha,

thoda nai beshumar kiya tha,

dil tut kar rehgaya,

jab usne kaha, maineto Majak kiya tha.

 

Manzil ki taraf badhte raho,

jo dil kahe usi rah ko chuno,

peeche walon ko age na jaane do

aur jo aage hai unse aage niklo,

tabhi 1 acche Truck Driver banoge.

Jokes In English

Jokes In English:

 

A Sardar Doctor and Pundit loved same girl.

Pundit started giving an apple to the girl everyday.

Sardar Doctor asked: WHY ??

Pundit: because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

 

Titanic was sinking.

Boy: How much the earth is far from here?

Girl: 1 kilo meter.

Boy jumped into the sea and asked again: “…In which direction?”

girl: Downwards.

 

Sanju has to sell his dog. Raju wants to buy it.

Raju: Is this dog faithful ?

Sanju: Yes, I have sold it 3 times earlier also. It is so faithful, everytime it returned back to me.

 

Girlfriend to Boyfriend: Now it is time we should marry.

Boyfriend: That’s ok, but who will marry with us.

 

A man: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.

2nd man: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.

 

Museum Watchman: That’s a 500 year old statue you have broken.

Sharma: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

 

Sharma ji: Why have you increased speed of car?

Varma ji: Break has failed. We should reach home before accident.