sardar on telephone : maa ek khus khabri hai...
maa : kya khus khabri hai ?
sardar : aaj hum do se teen ho gaye....
maa : mubarak ho.. ladka hua ya ladki ?
sardar : meri biwi ne dusri shaadi karli hai...
Between a 100000 yesterdays& a 100000 tomorrows,There is only ione today and I would not let this pass without saying thx 4 being such a lovely frnd... Good Morning
jani wo pyar hi kya jisme JUDAI na ho, wo ishq hi kya jis me LADAI na ho, wo dil hi kya jisme DARD na ho, aur wo MOBILE hi kya jisme aap ka SMS na ho..
New Year is the time to unfold new horizons & realize new dreams, to rediscover the strength & faith within u, to rejoice in simple pleasures & gear up 4 a new challenges. Wishin u a truly fulfilling 2008.
Love is a languague that every heart speaks. . Its sharing dreams and turning them to reality. It’s the ocean of love and warmth of friendship that makes my life:-)
Happy Valentine
Santa Singh wanted to lose weight desperately and so he consulted a doctor. The doctor told him that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days, he would lose 34 kilos.
Santa followed the doctors advice and at the end of 300 days, he called the doctor to report that he had actually lost the weig
Santa goes to buy a underwear. On choosing one he asks: How much for this?
Shopkeeper: Rs 500
Santa: Arey bhai daily waer dikhaao, Party wear nahin chahiye.
CLASSIC WORDS:-
"Be what u are,
say what u feel &
do what u want..
Because in friendship those who mind,
don't matter & those who matter, don't mind...!"