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Jokes Sms

Doctor: Aapko aisi dawa dunga ki aap fir se jawan ho jayengi.
Old woman: Nahi beta aisa mat karma, varna meri pension band ho jayegi.
Ladka: Tum mere sapno me khwabon me jazbato me rahti ho
Ladki: Bhaiya aapko kisi ne bewkoof banaya hai,
mai toh haryana mein rahti hoon.

Sardar to friend: Guess how many
coins I have in my pocket?
Friend: If I guess right, u give me 1?
Sardar: Oji, I will give both of them.

Kasam se har ladke ko bhula dungi,
Sabki tasveerain jala dungi,
Ek tum hi rahoge is dil main,
Balance dalwa do tumhe dua dungi.

Beggar: Sahab, 10 rs. de do. Coffee pini hai.
Aadmi: Par coffee ka cup to 5 rs.e ka milta hai.
Beggar: Sahab, sath main girlfriend bhi hai.
Aadmi: Bhikhari ho ke girlfriend bna li.
Beggar: Nahi Sahab, girlfriend ne bhikhari bana diya.

1st man: Why are you heating the knife.
2nd man: To do suicide.
1st man: But why are you heating it?
2nd man: To prevent infection

Teacher: Agar dharti pe pani na hota to kya hona tha.
Bania ka beta: Hum to kangaal ho jate. Mera papa milk me kya milate?

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Anath Ashram Manager to Mr. sharma: Sethji, aap hamare anath ashram ke liye kya kar sakte ho ?
Mr. sharma: Mein anath ashram mein apne 4 bachhe bhej sakta hu.

Beggar: Kuch khaane ko do!
Pandit: Tamatar Khao
Beggar: Roti do baba
Pandit: Tamatar Khao
Beggar: Tamatar hi khila do
Pandit’s Wife: Ye Totla keh rahe he KAMAKAR KHAO .