Hindi Jokes » Friend Joke

Man – I Need

jokes — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 12:33:49 +0000

Man: I need a holiday, the pressure is beginning to tell on me.
Friend: Why, what’s the matter?
Man: Yesterday, when I got back to my office from having lunch, I’d left a notice on the door saving “Back in half an hour”, so I sat and waited for myself!

Arvind – How Do

jokes — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 09:01:39 +0000

Arvind: How do you manage to catch fish at night?
Tanuj: Easy, I use glow-worms for bait.

Anand – Calculators Are

jokes — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 10:20:00 +0000

Anand: Calculators are a man’s best friend.
Jay: Why?
Anand: You can always count on them!

A Friend Is The

jokes — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 10:51:00 +0000

A Friend is the one who advise you to Study Well,
but a best friend is the one who stands in exam hall
and says!
” abe kitna likhe ga bachiyan ja rahi hain…” …:p

Hi Friends

jokes — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 12:37:45 +0000

Hi Friends!
I have decided to to Stop messaging until my Final Papers are Over.
I have to Study and this is the most important time of my career.
I hope you all will cooperate with me.
Thanks…
Well That was the Height of Over Acting.

Our Friendship Means

jokes — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 13:12:11 +0000

Our friendship means a lot to me.
Our friendship means a lot to me.
U cry i cry.
U laugh i laugh.
U jump out of the window
I look down & then
.
.
.
I laugh again

Years May Fly

jokes — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 13:00:13 +0000

Years may fly
Years may fly,
tears may dry,
but my friendship with u
will never die.

If U Need

jokes — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 12:53:31 +0000

If U need a friend and
If U need a friend and
there are a hundred steps between us,
you can take the 1st step to get near me
and i will take all 99 step to be there for you.

DISTANCE Never Seperates

jokes — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 12:10:00 +0000

DISTANCE never seperates HEART
DISTANCE never seperates
HEART that really CARE…Â
Though we may not SPEND
so much time TOGETHER
U r always in my THOUGHTS
my great friend…..

Treat Life As

jokes — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 11:49:05 +0000

Treat life as sea, your heart as sea-shore,
Treat life as sea, your heart as sea-shore,
And friend as waves.
It never matters how many waves r their,
What matter is which one touches the shore…