Santa Banta Sms:

Interviewer : Imagine, in a closed room, how can you escape if it caught fire?
Santa : Simple, Stop imagining.

Santa : O Banno Car ki speed itani kyo badha di..?
Biwi : Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, accident ho jaye iske pehele ghar pahunch jaate hai.

Banta: Yeh AUTOMATICALLY kya hota hai?
Santa: Oye tujhe yeh bhi nahin pata, Jab auto mein koi ganji ladki ja rahi ho to use kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI.

Santa: Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai, Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai.
Banta: Soja-Soja Ghar Girega To Makaan Maalik Ka, Hum To Kirayedar Hain.

Santa: whats diffrence between Seniors & Juniors?
Banta: Jo samundra ke najdik rehte wo seniors (sea+nears) &
Jo chidiyaghar ke najdik rehte wo Juniors (Zoo+nears).

Banta: Operation karte waqt patient ko behosh kyun karte hai?
Santa: Woh isiliye ki patient operation na seekh le.

Banta’s son: Dad there is someone on the door 2 collect donations for a swimming pool.
Banta: Give him a glass of water.

Plz call me.
Main ne aap k baray me kuch suna he.
ok.
Bye.
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