Hindi Jokes » free sms http://www.hindijokes.in Jokes In Hindi, Latest Hindi Sms Jokes, Best New Santa Banta Hindi Jokes Fri, 02 Sep 2011 14:31:03 +0000 en hourly 1 Santa Banta Sms http://www.hindijokes.in/santa-banta-sms-2.html http://www.hindijokes.in/santa-banta-sms-2.html#comments Sat, 27 Aug 2011 10:49:08 +0000 jokes http://www.hindijokes.in/?p=8349 Here some best Santa Banta Sms Message available for your Mobile Phones:

Santa Banta Sms

Santa : pehle me apni biwi ko BA karwaunga fir MA fir PHD karwaunga fir badhiya si naukri dilwaunga.
Banta : fir achha sa rishta dekh ke uski shaadi bhi karwa dena.

Santa : O Banno car ki speed itani kyon badha di..?
Biwi : Oji car ke break fail ho gaya hai, accident ho jaye iske pehele ghar pahunch jaate hai.

Santa : I tried your number so many times, it always said ‘Switched Off’!”
Banta : Nahi Pape, it’s my HELLO TUNE!

Judge: Tumhara jurm sabit ho chuka he, kal tumhe Fansi pe chdhaya jayega..
Santa: Wo to thik he,lekin utara kab jayega?

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Old Man: Putar mere dand (teeth) lai ke aa.
Putar: Bapu roti te bani nahi hai.
Old Man: Roti nahi khani, sahmne vali buddhi nu smile deni hai.

Munda: Papa ik glass pani de do.
Papa: Apne aap lai lae.
Munda: Papa, please tusi de do.
Papa: Je hun mainu pani vaste keha ta me 2 thapad maranga.
Munda: Papa jado thapad maran aaoge ta pani lainde aana.

1st man: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan?
2nd man: Gold ring de de.
1st man: Koi vadi cheez das yaar.
2nd man: fir MRF da tyre de de.

Panjabi man: Jaldi ik peg bana ke de ladai hon vali hai.
Waiter: Lo sir.
Panjabi man: Ik hor peg bana ke de ladai hon vali hai.
Waiter: Lo sir.
Panjabi man: Ik hor peg bana ke de ladai hon vali hai.
Waiter: Par eh ladai honi kado hai?
Panjabi man: Jad tu paise mangega.

Ik sherni nach rahi si,
usnu dekhke thodi door ik chuha vi nach reha si.
Sherni ne puchia ki ho gaya?
Chuha kehnda, “Nachne nu kare mera jee, haye ni tenu nachdi dekh ke.

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Interviewer : Imagine, in a closed room, how can you escape if it caught fire?
Santa : Simple, Stop imagining.

Santa : O Banno Car ki speed itani kyo badha di..?
Biwi : Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, accident ho jaye iske pehele ghar pahunch jaate hai.

Banta: Yeh AUTOMATICALLY kya hota hai?
Santa: Oye tujhe yeh bhi nahin pata, Jab auto mein koi ganji ladki ja rahi ho to use kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI.

Santa: Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai, Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai.
Banta: Soja-Soja Ghar Girega To Makaan Maalik Ka, Hum To Kirayedar Hain.

Santa: whats diffrence between Seniors & Juniors?
Banta: Jo samundra ke najdik rehte wo seniors (sea+nears) &
Jo chidiyaghar ke najdik rehte wo Juniors (Zoo+nears).

Banta: Operation karte waqt patient ko behosh kyun karte hai?
Santa: Woh isiliye ki patient operation na seekh le.

Banta’s son: Dad there is someone on the door 2 collect donations for a swimming pool.
Banta: Give him a glass of water.

]]> http://www.hindijokes.in/santa-banta-sms.html/feed 0 Plz Call Me http://www.hindijokes.in/plz-call-me.html http://www.hindijokes.in/plz-call-me.html#comments Sun, 13 Dec 2009 14:45:39 +0000 jokes http://www.hindijokes.in/?p=6435 Plz call me.
Main ne aap k baray me kuch suna he.
ok.
Bye.
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Ye joke he.
apnay doston ko forward karo or daikho k aap k ktnay dost msg pora nahi prhtay..

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sms ka tha daur,
sms me kya tha,
ye kisi ne na kia ghaur,
sms me paise lagey thay mere halal k…
or sub muftay keh rahay thay Ek or Ek or.

]]> http://www.hindijokes.in/mehfil-saji-thi.html/feed 0 Teri Yaad Mein http://www.hindijokes.in/teri-yaad-mein.html http://www.hindijokes.in/teri-yaad-mein.html#comments Sun, 13 Dec 2009 12:39:56 +0000 jokes http://www.hindijokes.in/?p=6446 Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi, liya paper aur tasveer apki banayi, socha tha k usko dil se laga kar rakhenge, magar vo tu bachon ko draane k kaam ayi…

]]> http://www.hindijokes.in/teri-yaad-mein.html/feed 0 Memon To His http://www.hindijokes.in/memon-to-his.html http://www.hindijokes.in/memon-to-his.html#comments Sun, 13 Dec 2009 12:31:20 +0000 jokes http://www.hindijokes.in/?p=6442 Memon to his Son: Beta shadi k din susral walay ghari dein tu suit mang lena.
Scooter dein tu car mang lena, dokan dien tu ghar.
Beta: Dad larki dein to uski maa mang lon?

]]> http://www.hindijokes.in/memon-to-his.html/feed 0 Apni Zindagi Se http://www.hindijokes.in/apni-zindagi-se.html http://www.hindijokes.in/apni-zindagi-se.html#comments Sat, 12 Dec 2009 13:21:42 +0000 jokes http://www.hindijokes.in/?p=6418 Apni Zindagi Se Kuch Pal De Do Mujhe,
Aj Na Sahi Apna Kal De Do Mujhe,
Khushi Do Ya Na Do Marzi Tumhari,
Apni Kisi Achi c DOST Ka Number De Do Mujhe…!!!

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DOsra bola: “Jo cheez banti sharaRat se hy wo sharif kasey ho sakti hey”

]]> http://www.hindijokes.in/ek-admi-dosrey.html/feed 0 Jewellery Shop Me http://www.hindijokes.in/jewellery-shop-me.html http://www.hindijokes.in/jewellery-shop-me.html#comments Fri, 11 Dec 2009 12:11:56 +0000 jokes http://www.hindijokes.in/?p=6397 Jewellery shop me ek aadmi ki zabardast pitaayi ho gai
Kyon ke,
Usne sales-girl se kaha
“Aapka ek ek ‘item’ gazab ka hai
“Sonay” ka kya Rate lengi ?

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