Santa Banta Sms

Random Jokes

• One More Year Of Existence

  One more year of existence down the drain. Happy Birthday!

• When A Newly Married Man

  When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

• Teacher - How Much

  Teacher: How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across ? Teacher: What do you mean ? Pupil: Well,up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

• Pappu While Filling Up A Form

  Pappu while filling up a form: What should I write against mother tongue.? Santa: Very long.....!

• Friendship Is Like A Perennial

  Friendship is like a perennial river which flows forever. It may change it's path but will never ever dry up.

• Qayamat Tak Tujhe Yaad

  Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge, Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge, Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge, Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar karenge.

• What Makes Men Chase Women

  What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? - Well, it's the same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving

• A Sardarji Proposes

  A sardarji proposes to a women.She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots.He sets of to affrica and disappears.Finally a search is bieng made ,they find him hunting crocodiles,and watch him killing a huge one.He walks over the reptile,checks it legs and angrily xplainz""71st and again ba

• U Might B

  U might b sleeping U might b awake there’s a feeling i just cant shake… I know deep inside this feeling is right the uncontrolable urge 2 say…. GoOdNiGhT!

• Santa - Yaar Mein Apni Girlfriend

  Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan? Banta: Gold ring de de. Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar. Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de.

• Lets Welcome The

  Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new, Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful New year.

• Just A Line...2 Keep In Touch

  Just a line...2 keep in touch...coz u r on my mind so very much...& even though, I've nothing 2 say...U'll know...I thought of u 2day

• Teacher - Why Are

  Teacher: Why are you so late? Boy: I dreamt that I was at a football match and it ran into extra time, so I had to stay to the end.

• I Was Married By A Judge

  I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Groucho Marx

• 5 - You Never Have

  5. You never have to watch reruns on television.4. You are always meeting new people.3. You don't have to remember the whines and complaints of your spouse.2. You can hide your own Easter eggs.1. Mysteries are always interesting.