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27 Aug 2011
Santa Banta Jokes

Santa Banta Sms

Here some best Santa Banta Sms Message available for your Mobile Phones:

Santa Banta Sms

Santa : pehle me apni biwi ko BA karwaunga fir MA fir PHD karwaunga fir badhiya si naukri dilwaunga.
Banta : fir achha sa rishta dekh ke uski shaadi bhi karwa dena.

Santa : O Banno car ki speed itani kyon badha di..?
Biwi : Oji car ke break fail ho gaya hai, accident ho jaye iske pehele ghar pahunch jaate hai.

Santa : I tried your number so many times, it always said ‘Switched Off’!”
Banta : Nahi Pape, it’s my HELLO TUNE!

Judge: Tumhara jurm sabit ho chuka he, kal tumhe Fansi pe chdhaya jayega..
Santa: Wo to thik he,lekin utara kab jayega?

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10 Aug 2011
Punjabi Sardar Jokes

Punjabi Sms

Punjabi Sms:

 

Old Man: Putar mere dand (teeth) lai ke aa.
Putar: Bapu roti te bani nahi hai.
Old Man: Roti nahi khani, sahmne vali buddhi nu smile deni hai.

Munda: Papa ik glass pani de do.
Papa: Apne aap lai lae.
Munda: Papa, please tusi de do.
Papa: Je hun mainu pani vaste keha ta me 2 thapad maranga.
Munda: Papa jado thapad maran aaoge ta pani lainde aana.

1st man: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan?
2nd man: Gold ring de de.
1st man: Koi vadi cheez das yaar.
2nd man: fir MRF da tyre de de.

Panjabi man: Jaldi ik peg bana ke de ladai hon vali hai.
Waiter: Lo sir.
Panjabi man: Ik hor peg bana ke de ladai hon vali hai.
Waiter: Lo sir.
Panjabi man: Ik hor peg bana ke de ladai hon vali hai.
Waiter: Par eh ladai honi kado hai?
Panjabi man: Jad tu paise mangega.

Ik sherni nach rahi si,
usnu dekhke thodi door ik chuha vi nach reha si.
Sherni ne puchia ki ho gaya?
Chuha kehnda, “Nachne nu kare mera jee, haye ni tenu nachdi dekh ke.

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