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A Father Was

A father was upset over the low marks his son, Manoj, had scored at school. He asked Manoj for an explanation.
Manoj: “Well, most of the boys in class get the same marks.”
Father: “How about Ramesh, who lives three blocks away?”
Manoj: “Well, he’s different. He’s got two intelligent parents.”

A Father Had

A father had taken his little daughter to the zoo after a long time. At last, they stood before the lion’s cage.
Suddenly, the daughter asked:
“Daddy what bus do I take home if the lion eats you up?”