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Doctor, Doctor

Joker — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 15:26:47 +0000

“Doctor, Doctor, everyone thinks I’m a liar.”
“Well, I find that hard to believe!”

There Was This

Joker — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 15:04:55 +0000

There was this guy who was sick so he went to the doctor. The doc ran some tests and sent him home with some medicine. The next day the doctor called and the wife answered.
“I’m going to have to run a few more tests”, the doctor said “I’m going to need a semen, urine and a fecal sample”.
After she hung up the husband asked, “What did the doctor say?”
“Oh the doctor is going to need a pair of your underwear”.

Doctor – We Need

Joker — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 15:00:58 +0000

Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital!
Nurse: What is it?
Doctor: It’s a big building with a lot of doctors, but that’s not important now.

Patient – My Hair

Joker — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 14:57:20 +0000

Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?
Doctor: A shoebox?

Doctor – I Have Some

Joker — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 14:53:22 +0000

Doctor: I have some good news and I have some bad news, which shall I tell first?
Patient: Do begin with the bad news, please.
Doctor: Alright. Your son has drowned, your daughter has been raped, your wife has divorced you, your house got blown away, and you have AIDS.
Patient: Good grief! What’s the good news?
Doctor: The good news is that there is no more bad news.

Patient – Doctor, If I Give

Joker — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 14:49:42 +0000

Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?
Doctor: Not really. It will just seem longer.

A Man Wakes

Joker — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 14:39:27 +0000

A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries – “DOC, DOC… I can’t feel my legs, I can’t feel my legs!”
Well of course you can’t silly!”, replies the Doc… “I’ve cut off both of your arms.”

A Doctor Walks Into

Joker — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 14:34:55 +0000

A doctor walks into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulls a rectal thermometer out of his shirt pocket and tries to write with it. Realizing his mistake, he looked at the thermometer with annoyance and said… “Well that’s great, just great… some ass-hole’s got my pen!”

One Day Our

Joker — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 14:30:42 +0000

One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept.A pre-med student rudely interrupted to ask “Why do we have to learn this stuff?”
“To save lives.” the professor responded quickly and continued the lecture.
A few minutes later, the same student spoke up again. “So how does physics save lives?” he persisted.
“It keeps the ignoramuses out of medical school,” replied the professor.

Herman The Hypochondriac

Joker — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 14:25:26 +0000

Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor. “I’m sure I’ve got a liver disease, and I’m gonna die from it.”
“Ridiculous,” said the doctor. “you’d never know if you had the disease or not. With that ailment there’s no discomfort of any kind.”
“Right,” said Herman, “those are my exact symptoms.”