Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?
Doctor: A shoebox?
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Oct 2009
Patient – My Hair
31
Oct 2009
Doctor – I Have Some
Doctor: I have some good news and I have some bad news, which shall I tell first?
Patient: Do begin with the bad news, please.
Doctor: Alright. Your son has drowned, your daughter has been raped, your wife has divorced you, your house got blown away, and you have AIDS.
Patient: Good grief! What’s the good news?
Doctor: The good news is that there is no more bad news.