Hindi Jokes » Doctor Patient sms

Anshu – Doctor

jokes — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 13:33:35 +0000

Anshu: “Doctor, I always feel dizzy for half an hour after getting up in the morning.”
Doctor: “Why don’t you try getting up half an hour late?”

Patient – Oh, I’m

jokes — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 10:08:16 +0000

Patient: Oh, I’m really nervous about my heart operation.
Surgeon: Don’t worry, in all my experience as a heart surgeon, only one patient has died.
Patient: How many patients have you operated on?
Surgeon: You’re my second.

Patient – I’ve Had

jokes — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 10:01:49 +0000

Patient: I’ve had this bad cough all week and it still isn’t any better!
Doctor: Well, keep practicing!

Doctor To Patient

jokes — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 11:21:25 +0000

Doctor to patient: You’re suffering from loss of memory. My fee is Rupees 50 – in advance!

Patient – My Hair

jokes — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 14:57:20 +0000

Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?
Doctor: A shoebox?

Doctor – I Have Some

jokes — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 14:53:22 +0000

Doctor: I have some good news and I have some bad news, which shall I tell first?
Patient: Do begin with the bad news, please.
Doctor: Alright. Your son has drowned, your daughter has been raped, your wife has divorced you, your house got blown away, and you have AIDS.
Patient: Good grief! What’s the good news?
Doctor: The good news is that there is no more bad news.

Doctor – Does It

jokes — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 13:22:48 +0000

Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?
Patient: Yes.
Doctor: Well, don’t do that.

My Therapist Told

jokes — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 10:00:02 +0000

My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start.
So far today, I have finished two bags of chips and a chocolate cake.
I feel better already.

At A Children’s

jokes — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 09:51:08 +0000

At a children’s hospital, a little boy about three years old was brought into the emergency room … he had filled both ears with tiny pebbles.
After working over an hour to remove the stones, the doctor asked, “Son, why would you stuff so many pebbles in your ears?”
“Because,” he replied matter-of-factly, “they kept falling out of my nose.”

Late One Night

jokes — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 09:20:20 +0000

Late one night, a man walks into a dentist’s surgery and says, “Excuse me, can you help me. I think I’m a moth.”
Dentist: “You don’t need a dentist. You need a psych-iatrist.”
Man: “Yes, I know.”
Dentist: “So why did you come in here?”
Man: “Well …. the light was on…”