Anshu: “Doctor, I always feel dizzy for half an hour after getting up in the morning.”
Doctor: “Why don’t you try getting up half an hour late?”
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Nov 2009
Anshu – Doctor
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Nov 2009
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Patient: Oh, I’m really nervous about my heart operation.
Surgeon: Don’t worry, in all my experience as a heart surgeon, only one patient has died.
Patient: How many patients have you operated on?
Surgeon: You’re my second.