Hindi Jokes

Memon to his Son: Beta shadi k din susral walay ghari dein tu suit mang lena.
Scooter dein tu car mang lena, dokan dien tu ghar.
Beta: Dad larki dein to uski maa mang lon?

Apni Zindagi Se Kuch Pal De Do Mujhe,
Aj Na Sahi Apna Kal De Do Mujhe,
Khushi Do Ya Na Do Marzi Tumhari,
Apni Kisi Achi c DOST Ka Number De Do Mujhe…!!!