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Plz Call Me

jokes — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 14:45:39 +0000

Plz call me.
Main ne aap k baray me kuch suna he.
ok.
Bye.
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Ye joke he.
apnay doston ko forward karo or daikho k aap k ktnay dost msg pora nahi prhtay..

75 Year Old

jokes — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 14:38:53 +0000

75 Year Old Lady Ne News Paper Me Add Dya
“ZAROORAT-e-RISHTA”
7 Din K Bad Ek Letter Aya “Ama is Umer Mein Rishtey Nahi,
“Farishtey” Atey Hain”

Mehfil Saji Thi

jokes — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 12:42:43 +0000

Mehfil saji thi,
sms ka tha daur,
sms me kya tha,
ye kisi ne na kia ghaur,
sms me paise lagey thay mere halal k…
or sub muftay keh rahay thay Ek or Ek or.

Teri Yaad Mein

jokes — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 12:39:56 +0000

Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi, liya paper aur tasveer apki banayi, socha tha k usko dil se laga kar rakhenge, magar vo tu bachon ko draane k kaam ayi…

Memon To His

jokes — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 12:31:20 +0000

Memon to his Son: Beta shadi k din susral walay ghari dein tu suit mang lena.
Scooter dein tu car mang lena, dokan dien tu ghar.
Beta: Dad larki dein to uski maa mang lon?

Apni Zindagi Se

jokes — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 13:21:42 +0000

Apni Zindagi Se Kuch Pal De Do Mujhe,
Aj Na Sahi Apna Kal De Do Mujhe,
Khushi Do Ya Na Do Marzi Tumhari,
Apni Kisi Achi c DOST Ka Number De Do Mujhe…!!!

Pakistan Senator Is

jokes — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 12:53:15 +0000

Pakistan senator is paying 0.5million rupees for the man who throw the shoes on BUSH.
And now boli lag raha hai os jote par.
Send your friends and see how much will they buy that shoe!

Jewellery Shop Me

jokes — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 12:11:56 +0000

Jewellery shop me ek aadmi ki zabardast pitaayi ho gai
Kyon ke,
Usne sales-girl se kaha
“Aapka ek ek ‘item’ gazab ka hai
“Sonay” ka kya Rate lengi ?

Kissing A Woman

jokes — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 10:14:49 +0000

Kissing a woman at her FOREHEAD is Respect At her LIPS is Love CHEEKis Heroism NECK is Lust BUT KISSING HER IN FRONT OF HER HUSBAND IS BRAVERY.