Here some best Jokes Messages available for your Mobile Phones:

Jokes

Girl: Do you know, married men live longer than single man do?
Boy: Do you know married men are a lot more willing to die?

First friend: Dear, i love lipsticks, they are very tasty.
Next Day..
Second friend: You are liar, i bought 10 lipsticks and ate them.

Ek bhakt ashram me ja ke swami ji se bola: Swami ji, mera Puja e mann nai lagta,
kya karu?
Swami Ji: Us Puja ko mere pas bhej do, shayad mera man lag jaye.

Ravan ne Ram Ji se mafi mangne ka faisla kiya aur Ayodhya aaya.
Door knock kiya.
Ram Ji ne door khola.
Ravan Stands Thinking
Guess What?
Kis Mooh Se Maafi Maangu?

Ek pakistani sadak pe red light jump karta hai.
Police officer: Kya tum ko red light nazar nahi aayi.
Pakistani: Red light to nazar aai thi, par aap nazar nahi aaye.

Jokes:

Teacher: Maria please point toAmerica on the map.

Maria: This is it.

Teacher: Well done. Now class, who foundAmerica?

Class: Maria did.

Monu: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?

Sonu: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.

Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!

Banta: Oh! That’s terrible.

Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions.

Raju ped pe chada to upar baithey Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?

Raju: Apple khane.

Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.

Raju: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.

Patient: What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$.

Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic?