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Poltri Farm Malik

jokes — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 14:41:54 +0000

Poltri farm malik ne sub murghiyon se kaha AGAR TUM SAB NE 2, 2 ANDAY NA DIYE To TUM sub KO kat DONGA…
agli subah sAb ne 2, 2 andy diye,
magar 1 ne 1 anda diya…
Malik: TUM NE 1 KY0N DIYA?
us ny kaha: JANAB YE B APK DAR Ki WAJA SE DIYA HAY,
warna me to MURGHA hoñ….:-)

LARKA NAJOOMI SE

jokes — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 12:27:17 +0000

LARKA NAJOOMI SE: Meri shaadi kyun nahi horahi?
NAJOMI: ye to khushi ki baat hai
larka: wo kaise
najumi: Qudrat ne teri qismat mei dukh nahi likhey.

Maine Kaha Dil

jokes — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 14:18:17 +0000

Maine kaha “Dil Ruba”
usne kaha balance bhejwa
Maine kaha “paise nhi
Usne kaha ” kaise nhi
Maine kaha ‘Mehangai ha’
Usne kaha aaj se tu mera Bhai ha…

What R U Doing

jokes — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 13:12:35 +0000

Hi. . ….
What r u doing? ???
Thinking about me? ????
How sweet.
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I m also doing the same thing.
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Thinking aboutmy sellf;-)

Musalmaan Ko Dafnaya

jokes — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 13:04:53 +0000

Musalmaan Ko Dafnaya Aur Hindu Ko Jalaya Keon Jata Ha?
Hamaisha Khazanay Ko Dafnaya…
Aur Kachray Ko Jalaya Ja ta Ha…
(sory 2 Hindu bhai’s, its just joke)

Send Me SMS

jokes — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 13:00:52 +0000

Send Me SMS On These Timing Only,
Morning
6 am To 12 pm
Noon
12 pm To 4 pm
Evening
4 pm To 8 pm
Night
8 pm To 6 am
Baqi Time Tang Mat Krna
Aur Bhe Koe Kaam Krna Hota Ha…

2 Paracetamol

jokes — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 12:58:15 +0000

2 Paracetamol
2 Brufen
Aur 1 Teaspoon Haldi Garam Milk main daal kr pee lo
Dard main aram a jae ga.
Akhir 7 Laakh Hajeon Ne 7, 7 Pathar maray hain.

Pakistan Senator Is

jokes — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 12:53:15 +0000

Pakistan senator is paying 0.5million rupees for the man who throw the shoes on BUSH.
And now boli lag raha hai os jote par.
Send your friends and see how much will they buy that shoe!

Aik Job Ha

jokes — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 12:21:17 +0000

Aik job ha
telenor main
sallary ha 25,000
education b nahen chaheay
kaam bhe asan ha
bs telenor k tower pr baith kr
mobilink k signal roknay hain.

Jewellery Shop Me

jokes — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 12:11:56 +0000

Jewellery shop me ek aadmi ki zabardast pitaayi ho gai
Kyon ke,
Usne sales-girl se kaha
“Aapka ek ek ‘item’ gazab ka hai
“Sonay” ka kya Rate lengi ?