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In a jungle sale.

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He had a hunch.

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I said, ‘Well at least it’ll stop you biting your nails.’

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I said, ‘A headbanger.

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I said, ‘How did you do that?’
He said, ‘I paid the electricity bill.’

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I said to him, ‘That’s nothing. So can my mum.’

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I said, ‘No tongues? How can they talk?’
He said, ‘They can’t. That’s what drives them wild.’

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He said, ‘I fed the monkeys.’
I said, ‘You got thrown out of the zoo for feeding the monkeys?’
He said, ‘Yes, I fed them to the lions.’

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He was a mynah bird.

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An englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction?
Santa: Downwards!

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