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And Which Really

jokes — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 15:51:48 +0000

And which really horrible Mother Superior went all over Europe beating people up?
Attila the Nun.

Church Minister – Do

jokes — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 10:57:00 +0000

Church minister: Do you say a little prayer before you sit down to eat youreals?
Little boy: There’s no need for that, my mum’s a great cook!

Physics Teacher – It

jokes — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 10:01:02 +0000

Physics teacher: “It was only after an apple fell on Newton’s head that he discovered gravity. Now children, tell me why is there no gravity on the moon?”
One of the students replied: “Simple Ma’am, there are no apple trees on the moon.”

Rajesh, Who Lives

jokes — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 08:59:32 +0000

Rajesh, who lives in the city, asks a farmer: “Why doesn’t this cow have any horns?”
Farmer: “There are many reasons: Some are born without horns, some shed their horns, some have their horns taken out. But as for this cow here, the reason is simple. This cow is a horse.”

Where Do Frogs

jokes — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 08:55:41 +0000

Q: Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
A: In the croakroom.

Why Are Fish

jokes — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 08:51:40 +0000

Q: Why are fish well educated?
A: Because they travel in schools.

Mohit – What Kind

jokes — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 08:40:43 +0000

Mohit: What kind of dog is that?
Nitin: It’s a police dog.
Mohit: It does not look like one.
Nitin: Of course not. He is in the secret service.

Father – I See

jokes — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 08:36:28 +0000

Father: I see from your school report that you are not doing well in history.
Son: It’s not my fault. The teacher always asks me about things that happened before I was born.

Prashant – I See

jokes — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 08:25:48 +0000

Prashant: I see you are invited to Chunchun’s party.
Sidddharth: Yes, but I can’t go. The invitation says 4 to 7, and I am eight.

Priya – Can You

jokes — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 08:14:25 +0000

Priya: Can you tell why two elephants cannot swim in a pool at the same time?
Rajni: Simple. They have only one pair of trunks.