A father was upset over the low marks his son, Manoj, had scored at school. He asked Manoj for an explanation.
Manoj: “Well, most of the boys in class get the same marks.”
Father: “How about Ramesh, who lives three blocks away?”
Manoj: “Well, he’s different. He’s got two intelligent parents.”

Q: Why are fish well educated?
A: Because they travel in schools.