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And Which Really

Joker — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 15:51:48 +0000

And which really horrible Mother Superior went all over Europe beating people up?
Attila the Nun.

Bhola – Itne Kam

Joker — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 13:18:02 +0000

Bhola: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.

A Father Had

Joker — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 12:14:04 +0000

A father had taken his little daughter to the zoo after a long time. At last, they stood before the lion’s cage.
Suddenly, the daughter asked: “Daddy what bus do I take home if the lion eats you up?”

How Can You

Joker — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 10:09:23 +0000

Q: How can you keep a moron busy for half a day?
A: Give him a piece of paper with PTO written on both sides.

What Is Black

Joker — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 09:19:23 +0000

Q: What is black and white, black and white, and black and white?
A: A penguin rolling down the hill.

Rajesh, Who Lives

Joker — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 08:59:32 +0000

Rajesh, who lives in the city, asks a farmer: “Why doesn’t this cow have any horns?”
Farmer: “There are many reasons: Some are born without horns, some shed their horns, some have their horns taken out. But as for this cow here, the reason is simple. This cow is a horse.”

What Is An

Joker — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 08:48:30 +0000

Q: What is an elephant’s
favourite game?
A: Squash

Teacher – Dhiraj, Say

Joker — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 08:28:42 +0000

Teacher: Dhiraj, say something beginning with “I”.
Boby: I is ..
Teacher: No, Dhiraj, you must say I ‘m ..
Dhiraj: All right, I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

Madhu – Tell Me

Joker — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 08:22:31 +0000

Madhu: Tell me, which is the best leather for making shoes?
Atul: I don’t know about leather but I do know that banana peels make the best slippers.

Suresh – It Is

Joker — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 08:18:46 +0000

Suresh: It is amazing. How can you make so many mistakes in a single day?
Naresh: I get up very early. That’s why.