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Stupid Jokes

Stupid Jokes

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Crazy Stupid Jokes:

  1. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
    He had no body to go with him!
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  2. What do you call a guy who never farts in public?
    A PRIVATE TUTOR!
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  3. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
    A gummy bear.
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  4. agar raksha bandhan pe Girl ko chedne pe bhai banati hai to fir Karva Chauth pe chedne pe pati kyo nahi banati hai
    jago ladko jago
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  5. Suraj:India k match harne pe apne 1000-1000 Rs. duub gaye
    Ram:mere 2000 Rs dub gaye
    Suraj:kaise?
    Ram:maine raat ko us match k recape pr bhi 1000 Rs lagaye the
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  6. Teacher: children exams r coming soon so if u
    has any doubt u can ask me..!
    Sardar:
    In which printing press d question paper is
    printed?
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  7. Duniya me 5 muskil kaam,
    1.Hathi ko dhaka lagana
    2.Machar ki malish krna
    3.Chitti ko kiss krna
    4.Ziraf ki gardn dabana
    5.or ap logo se SMS ki umeed krna
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  8. Ladki Deo laga ke Bus pe chadhi,
    Ladke ne comment paas kiya Aj kal Phinayal ka Use zyada hota hai’
    Ladki boli: ‘Fir bhi makkhiya pichha nhi chhorti’
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  9. Ek sardar Kele ke chilke se fisal kar gir gya
    Aage phir dusre chilke se gir gya
    ab teesre chilke KO dekh kr k bola…??
    Shit ab phir se girna padega
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  10. Barish Hui aur hum bhig gaye,
    wah wah
    barish hui aur hum bhig gye.
    Wah wah
    age kya hua?
    Hona kya tha?
    Dhoop nikli aur hm sukh gye
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  11. Sorry kal rat KO msg nhi kr saka police ne pakad lia tha “murder case mai maine ek ladki se kaha mujhse shadi karogi to
    ?
    ?
    ?
    Khushi se hi mar gayi pagli?
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  12. Kitne hasin ho ap khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaya karo,
    kajal ka tika lagana hi kafi nhi gale me nimbu mirchi bhi latkaya karo……
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  13. Latest P.J…
    Dua kiya karo sham
    Savere mere liye
    wah…wah
    Dua kiya karo sham
    Savere mere liye
    MUNI badnam Hui Darling tere liye
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