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Teacher – Why Are

Joker — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 11:51:35 +0000

Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can’t your dad do it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it.

Teacher – Why Are

Joker — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 09:22:18 +0000

Teacher: Why are you so late?
Boy: I dreamt that I was at a football match and it ran into extra time, so I had to stay to the end.

Teacher – If We

Joker — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 09:18:52 +0000

Teacher: If we breathe oxygen in the daytime, what do we breathe at night?
Pupil: Nitrogen?

Teacher To Student

Joker — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 13:05:43 +0000

Teacher To Student: Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?
Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad
Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.

A Student Attached

Joker — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 12:37:10 +0000

A Student Attached A 100 Rupee Note to His exam Paper N Wrote
“Rs 1 For 1 Mark” The PaperChecker Sent Him Rs 81 Back N Wrote
“U Got 19 Marks,Keep Th

Friends Are Like

Joker — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 12:31:36 +0000

Friends are like the colour pencils ,
they colour our lives ,
I may not be your favourite COLOUR ,
But hope you will need me some where to complete ur picture

Get Cool And

Joker — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 12:08:29 +0000

Get Cool and Funny Rplies:- But first Reply to me
In which Situation will you say: “Kash NABEEL saath hota tou……? REPLY me…!!

Teacher – What R The People

Joker — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 12:02:41 +0000

Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called? Student: I don’t know. Teacher: They r called Turks, now What r the people of Germany called? Student: They r called Germs.

Teacher Asked A

Joker — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 11:58:19 +0000

Teacher asked a student,”Lectur E kaisa hona chahiye?” Student,”MINI SKIRT jaisa, jaruri topic cover bhi ho jaye aur sabka interest bhi bana rahe

EveryOne Wants

Joker — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 09:51:50 +0000

“EveryOne wants to go to Heaven but no one wants to Die…”
Boley to!!
Sab ko Top karna hai par parhna koi nahi chahta….