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• A Guy Was Invited To Some Old Friends'

  A guy was invited to some old friends' home for dinner. His buddy preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Jaanu, etc. The guy was impressed since the couple had been married almost 70 years. While th

• Before Marriage - Roses Are Red

  Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u. After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my headache, one day I'll kill u.

• Banta - I've Discovered The Origin

  Banta: I've discovered the origin of the word Good-Bye Santa: Oh, yeah? What's it? Banta: Many years ago, some husband said to his wife, 'I'm leaving u!' & the wife said: Good! Bye!

• Rasmo Riwajo Ki Jo Parwah Karte

  Rasmo riwajo ki jo parwah karte hai, Pyar mein wo log gunah karte hai, Ishq woh janoon hai jisme diwane, Apni khushi se khud ko tabah karte hain.

• Mujhe Yaad Hai

  Mujhe yaad hai meri Papers ki Tayyari, Har taraf afra tafri ka aalam, Kabhi is topic main masla, Kabhi doosray topic main problem. Aisa lagta tha kuch bhi reliable nahi hai. Lekin jab baat aai Papers dene ki to maine sirf PHARRA choose kya. Kyon k PHARRA Reliable jo hai...

• Years Come N

  Years come n go, but this year I specially wish 4 u a double dose of health n happiness topped with loads of good fortune. Have a gr8 year ahead! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

• Customer - Do You

  Customer: Do you call this a full meal? You served me twice as much yesterday. Waitress: Where did you sit yesterday? Customer: By the window. Waitress: Oh, that's why. We do that for advertising purposes - it gives people passing by the impression that this is a good restaurant!

• Landlady - I Charge

  Landlady: I charge Rs.100 a night, Rs.50, if you make your own bed. Guest: I'll make my own bed. Landlady: Hang on. I'll get you a hammer and nails.

• Good Morning Pakistan

  Good Morning Pakistan! Aaj ki khaas khabron k sath main aapka dost Naveed! Sabse pehle Headlines. Love You, Miss You, Have a Nice Day. Aur ab tafseel. Aaj bhi rozana ki tarha SMS ki barish jari rahygi, Call aany ka bhi imkaan hai, Or Missscalls k badal bhi kafi mobiles pe chh

• Once Sardar Gee Was Busy

  once sardar gee was busy in his office of 20 floors a man came runing and told santa singh your daughter preeto died in an accident sardargee jumped from the window in the shock when he reached at 15 floor he remembered that he has no daughter naming preeto when he reached 10 floor he remembered tha

• The Successful Marriage Depends

  The successful marriage depends on one simple equation: Wife having Beauty Secrets and husband having Secret Beauties.

• Accidents Do Happen

  Accidents do happen.i slip- i trip- i stumble- i fall & usually i dont care at all.but now i dont know what to do cos i slipped and fell in love with u

• According To Santa

  According to santa:- moon is more imp than sun, coz it gives light at night ven light is needed nd, sun gives light during day wen light is not needed.

• Well, It Dates Back To Our

  "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon," explained the lady.

• Ramlila Se Hanuman Tha

  Ramlila se hanuman tha farar, role ke liye fit kia ek sardar. jo tha bahut hi kamal, ped se chalang mar ka bola "Jo Bole Sonihal", sita maiya SASRIAKAL bolo ta ra ra ra ...