Comedy Sms:
Judge: Tum apni limit cross kar rahe ho.
Lawyer: Kaun saala aisa kehta he?
Judge: Tum ne muje sala bola?
Lawyer: Nahi my lord, maine pucha KAUN sa LAW aisa kehta he?
SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.
1.Strength:My wife, Jeeto.
2. Weakness:Banta’ s wife, Preeto.
3 .Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.
4. Threat: When I am on tour.
1st Pagal: “Mujhe Katrina ne shadi ke lye haan bol di hai”
2nd Pagal: “Dikha di na usne apni auqat.
Main bhi itni asani se talaaq nahi dunga.
Beggar ek Aadmi se: 10rs. dedo sahib, girlfriend ko phone karna hai.
Aadmi ki girlfriend: dekho, bhikaari bhi apni girlfriend ko kitna pyar karta hai.
Beggar: nahi memsahab, use pyar karne ke baad hi main bhikhaari ban gaya.
Teacher: 5 mark lekar bhi tum hass kyon rahe ho?
Student: main ye soch kar hass raha hu ki wo 5 marks bhi kaise mile?
Teacher: Tumhari Maa ka naam kya hai?
LKG student: Mummy.
A donkey kicked sardar and ran away
sardar ran to catch the donkey.
He saw a zebra and started beating it and said
sala Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai.