Archive for Sms Jokes

Comedy Sms

Comedy Sms:

 

Judge: Tum apni limit cross kar rahe ho.
Lawyer: Kaun saala aisa kehta he?
Judge: Tum ne muje sala bola?
Lawyer: Nahi my lord, maine pucha KAUN sa LAW aisa kehta he?

SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.
1.Strength:My wife, Jeeto.
2. Weakness:Banta’ s wife, Preeto.
3 .Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.
4. Threat: When I am on tour.

1st Pagal: “Mujhe Katrina ne shadi ke lye haan bol di hai”
2nd Pagal: “Dikha di na usne apni auqat.
Main bhi itni asani se talaaq nahi dunga.

Beggar ek Aadmi se: 10rs. dedo sahib, girlfriend ko phone karna hai.
Aadmi ki girlfriend: dekho, bhikaari bhi apni girlfriend ko kitna pyar karta hai.
Beggar: nahi memsahab, use pyar karne ke baad hi main bhikhaari ban gaya.

Teacher: 5 mark lekar bhi tum hass kyon rahe ho?
Student: main ye soch kar hass raha hu ki wo 5 marks bhi kaise mile?

Teacher: Tumhari Maa ka naam kya hai?
LKG student: Mummy.

A donkey kicked sardar and ran away
sardar ran to catch the donkey.
He saw a zebra and started beating it and said
sala Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai.

Jokes Sms

Beggar: Sahab, 10 rs. de do. Coffee pini hai.
Aadmi: Par coffee ka cup to 5 rs.e ka milta hai.
Beggar: Sahab, sath main girlfriend bhi hai.
Aadmi: Bhikhari ho ke girlfriend bna li.
Beggar: Nahi Sahab, girlfriend ne bhikhari bana diya.

1st man: Why are you heating the knife.
2nd man: To do suicide.
1st man: But why are you heating it?
2nd man: To prevent infection

Teacher: Agar dharti pe pani na hota to kya hona tha.
Bania ka beta: Hum to kangaal ho jate. Mera papa milk me kya milate?

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Anath Ashram Manager to Mr. sharma: Sethji, aap hamare anath ashram ke liye kya kar sakte ho ?
Mr. sharma: Mein anath ashram mein apne 4 bachhe bhej sakta hu.

Beggar: Kuch khaane ko do!
Pandit: Tamatar Khao
Beggar: Roti do baba
Pandit: Tamatar Khao
Beggar: Tamatar hi khila do
Pandit’s Wife: Ye Totla keh rahe he KAMAKAR KHAO .