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Gadha jo khaaye wo Ghaas ho tum,
Buddhe ka Chyawanpraash ho tum,
Idiot, stupid, bakwaas ho tum,
Par jo bhi ho yaar, Dost Jhakaas ho tum.

Hum pagal aapke pichhe
aap pagal kisi or ke pichhe
koi or pagal hamare pichhe
Saare pagal aage pichhe.

Sanju: Roz Subah 50 ladkiya mera intezar karti hain
Raju: Vo kaise?
Sanju: Main girls collage bus ka Driver hu na isliye.

Bandar ki Beti – Papa muje bhi shadi karni hai.
Bandar – Beti sabra karo, Dulha abhi sms padh raha hai, padh ke muskraye to samjo rishta pakka.

Tintumon Jokes:

Teacher : Now Tintumon, tell me frankly. Do you say prayers before eating?
Tintumon : No sir, my mom is a good cook.

Tintumon : Amma parayunnadhu varunna marumol nalla rich aaganam,bangi venam,padippum joliyum venam, veetu joligal ariyanam ennokeyanu

Kittu : idhu kettappol aval,kukku endhu paranju?

Tintumon : avalkage oru demande ullu… ente ammede photo chumaril irikkunnadhu kaananam..

TintuMon: Dad, there is a small PTA meeting @ school 2mrw..
Dad: Wat do u mean by ‘small’ PTA meeting ?
TintuMon: Ya, just u, me & d Principal.