Category — Sms Jokes

High level confidence!
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Teacher 2 student: If u tel me ‘where is GOD’, i’ll reward u 100 rupees.
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Student : n If u tell me’whr GOD is not’i’l reward u
200Rs

Father to son: If u dont pass ur exams this time, Dnt call me DAD.
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After some days……
Father: How is ur result?
Son: Sorry Bashir sab…:-