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Friends Are Like

Joker — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 12:31:36 +0000

Friends are like the colour pencils ,
they colour our lives ,
I may not be your favourite COLOUR ,
But hope you will need me some where to complete ur picture

Ek Commerce Ki

Joker — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 10:59:49 +0000

Ek Commerce ki Larki gaali kese de gi?
Salay Bounced Cheque.
Zameen pe Liability.
Pedaishi Bad Debit.
Insolvent Aadmi Itna maarongi k teri Balance Sheet bhi Telly nahi hogi.

High Level Confidence

Joker — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 10:48:50 +0000

High level confidence!
.
Teacher 2 student: If u tel me ‘where is GOD’, i’ll reward u 100 rupees.
.
Student : n If u tell me’whr GOD is not’i’l reward u
200Rs

Father To Son

Joker — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 10:42:50 +0000

Father to son: If u dont pass ur exams this time, Dnt call me DAD.
.
After some days……
Father: How is ur result?
Son: Sorry Bashir sab…:-

A Fool Can

Joker — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 10:19:52 +0000

A Fool can ask more questions
than a wise man can answer…!!
So,
There is no wonder that we are speechless
during the viva in practicals..

2Frnds Afta

Joker — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 09:29:05 +0000

2Frnds afta gvng exam
Frnd1:yar,papr konsa tha
fnd2:Math ka
Fnd1:Mtlb tu ppr kr k aya ha
Fnd2:Chal be
Fnd1: phr

Teacher – Anday Ka

Joker — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 09:04:38 +0000

Teacher: Anday Ka Faida Btao?
Student:Sir Bohot Faide Hain!
Agar yE Imtehan Mein Mil Jaye
To Next Year Ki Books Ki Payment Bach Jati hAi…!!

Why Is A

Joker — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 08:58:11 +0000

Q: Why is a teacher greater than a mother?
Ans: Because a mother can put only one child to sleep
But a lecturer can put the whole class to sleep…

Identification Of Students

Joker — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 08:54:32 +0000

Identification Of Students :
Books In Bag , Faisalabad
Books In Hand , Sialkot
Rolled Books In Jeanz , Lahore

Teacher – ‘Kisses’ Ko

Joker — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 08:49:44 +0000

Teacher: ‘Kisses’ Ko Sentence Main
Is Tarah Istamal Karo K Word Kiss Bhi
Na Aaye Aur Meaning Aajae?
Student: Aaj Subah Subah