Sms Jokes In Hindi

Random Jokes

• Ujaaray Lamhoon Ki Dastan Agar Kaho

  Ujaaray lamhoon ki dastan agar kaho to sna'ain tum ko bohat sa hum jaagtay rahain hain chalo zara sa jagain tum ko tum hi to ho jo roshni si ban ker aankhon me aa basay ho jo apni aankhain hi keh diya hay to phir bhala kiyon rula'ain tum ko

• You Get To

  You get to know who your friends are A FaCT : When you are up in life, Your friends get to know who you are. But When you are down in life, You get to know who your friends are…

• Ghunghat Mein Tujhe Dekha

  Ghunghat mein tujhe dekha to deewana hua. Sangeet ka tarana hua, Shamaa ka parwana hua, Masti ka Mastana hua, Jaise hi ghunghat uthaya is duniya se ravaana hua...

• Teacher - Where Does

  Teacher: Where does God live? Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom. Teacher: Why do you say that? Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, 'God, are you still in there?'

• Here R 1000 Good

  Here r 1000 Good Night KISSES 4U, take 1 now put d other 999 under UR pillow & whenever U need 1, feel free 2 take 1, just remember its from ME... Good Night.

• Morning Is Silent

  Morning is silent, morning is calm, morning is beautifil, but morning is not complete without wishing u good and wonderful day.

• Hum Uth Chuke

  Hum Uth Chuke Hein Jis Ne Bhi GOOD MORNING Kehna Hai Woh Line Mein Lag jayein . . . . Meharbaani kar ke aik dusre ko Dhakka Mat Dein Plz, DON sab ko Deedar karwaye ga..

• Santa - Sir Hun Meri Salary Wada

  Santa: Sir hun meri salary wada diyo, mera vyah ho gaye hai. Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi

• When A Man Is Single, He's Incomplete

  When a man is single, he's incomplete. When he's married, he's finished. --Anonymous

• Rishi - Two From

  Rishi: Two from five equals one. Teacher: Now you know that's not right! Rishi: Yes, it is. Teacher: Give me an example. Rishi: The word 'alone' has five letters. Take the first two away, and you're left with 'one'!

• A Guy Walked

  A guy walked into the doctor's surgery for an appointment. "Would you like to tell me your problem?" the pretty receptionist asked. "I'll need the information for the doctor." "It's rather embarrassing," the guy stammered. "You see, I have a very large and almost constant erection." "Well, the d

• I Was Caring

  I was caring for a woman and asked, "So how's your breakfast this morning?" "It's very good, except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can't seem to get used to the taste" the patient replied. I then asked to see the jelly and the woman produced a foil packet labeled "KY Jelly."

• Somehow Bigotry Won Out Here, Even In

  "Somehow bigotry won out here, even in liberal California. We voted to outlaw gay marriage. ... But I have to stand with the gays on this. Gay people, I think, have every right to insist that they will not be happy until they're allowed to be miserable." --Bill Maher

• Red Or White

  Red or white short or tall wrapped in silver not wrapped at all under covers inside a box shapes & sizes love comes in lots.

• Boy - Teri Judai

  Boy: teri judai main neend urti hai, chain khota hai, jaan jati hai, or dil rota hai, Girl: doctor ko dikha lay bhai,DENGUE VIRUS main bhi aisa he hota hai!!!