Random Jokes

• My Valentine

  My Valentine Valentines is near Just wishing you were here You will always be near My heart will never be the same Beneath my skin, my soul lies waiting for you Everyday I think of you I feel blue Never give up hope Remembering the first kiss All I ask is to be with you And for you to be m

• He Didn't Like My Pudding

  He didn't like my pudding And he didn't like my cake. My biscuits were too hard. Not like his mother used to bake. I didn't perk the coffee And I didn't make the stew, I didn't mend his socks Like his mother used to do. As I pondered for an answer I was looking for a clue. So, I turned

• Sweetheart

  Sweetheart! u r so beautiful my love 4u will always b true, here’s a wish 4 my darling… may all your dreams come true i wish u a very happy birthday. with lots of love and kisses… from a heart that beats… just 4 you by me.

• Ghunghat Mein Tujhe Dekha

  Ghunghat mein tujhe dekha to deewana hua. Sangeet ka tarana hua, Shamaa ka parwana hua, Masti ka Mastana hua, Jaise hi ghunghat uthaya is duniya se ravaana hua...

• Teacher - How Much

  Teacher: How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across ? Teacher: What do you mean ? Pupil: Well,up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

• When I Was Sad

  When I was sad U were there, When I was crying U were there, When I was unhappy U were there, Now I have understood ke beta saare fashad ki jarr tum hi ho.

• Ek Sardar Ji Ke Ghar

  ek sardar ji ke ghar daka par jata hey, woh police station report darj karwane gaye to police wale ne pooch, sardar jee chor kitne they aur aap kitne they.sardar jee kehne lage,mein te mera pio kalley see, oh te oda danda do see.

• Mr. Smith Went To The Doctor's Office To Collect

  Mr. Smith went to the Doctor's office to collect his wife's test results. The receptionist says, "I'm sorry, sir, but there has been a bit of a mix-up and we have a problem. When we sent the samples from your wife to the lab, the samples from another Mrs. Smith were sent as well and w

• Santa To Pappu - Where's Sukhna

  Santa to Pappu: Where's Sukhna Lake? Pappu: Pata nahi. Santa: Kabhi ghar se bhi nikla karo. Pappu: Who's Banta? Santa: Pata nai. Pappu: Kabhi ghar me bhi raha karo.

• Sardar At An

  Sardar at an art gallery I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call a modern Art? Art Dealer I beg your pardon sir? That?s a mirror!

• Heart Is Not

  Heart is not a basket 4 keeping sadness. Keep it like a flower garden. It is the place 4 keeping happy things.. Let ur heart b happy always GOOD NIGHT

• A Dentist, After

  A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?Patient: Why? Docor, it wasn't all that bad this time.Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now, and I don't want to mis

• Marriage - An Institution In Which

  Marriage - an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.

• Teacher - What Is

  Teacher:What is the capital of china Student:You Know Teacher:Yes Student:Then why are you asking Teacher"Who has read the 25th chapter?" (almost all the students raise their hands) Teacher"There is no 25th chapter in the book".

• Aap DIL Mango

  Aap DIL mango, de denge! DHADKAN mango, de denge! JIGAR mango, de denge! JAAN tak mango, to de sakte hain kyounki charo film ki VCD ghar par pari hai