Here some best Jokes Sms Messages available for your Mobile Phones:
Jokes Sms
Doctor: Aapko aisi dawa dunga ki aap fir se jawan ho jayengi.
Old woman: Nahi beta aisa mat karma, varna meri pension band ho jayegi.
Ladka: Tum mere sapno me khwabon me jazbato me rahti ho
Ladki: Bhaiya aapko kisi ne bewkoof banaya hai,
mai toh haryana mein rahti hoon.
Sardar to friend: Guess how many
coins I have in my pocket?
Friend: If I guess right, u give me 1?
Sardar: Oji, I will give both of them.
Kasam se har ladke ko bhula dungi,
Sabki tasveerain jala dungi,
Ek tum hi rahoge is dil main,
Balance dalwa do tumhe dua dungi.