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Entertaining Short Jokes

Life is something that we cannot understand easily. Sometimes it makes us so happy and sometimes it hurts. We human being cannot expect what is going to be in next moment. We all have lots of problems, but we should always face them with smiling face. I advise reading and sharing short jokes for fun and laughter. There are lots of short jokes on web to make us feel childish. When we laugh, all pressures and worry disappear for a while. At that time, we feel plenty of happiness and it gives us a level of happiness. Making someone laughing is great thing to do. You feel a great enjoyment while doing it.

Short Jokes and speech marks can be helpful in breaking the ice. It changes the bad mood and makes us laugh directly. I would love to share here some short jokes with you and i am sure you all gonna enjoy them. Everybody loves Jokes especially funny short jokes.  A short joke means which are short or one line sentence. It is easy to read, remember and easily can send to your friends. Bring smile on your friend’s face by sending these free SMS jokes. Here are some of the best short jokes and text jokes for your mobile phones.

Entertaining Short Jokes:

Banta Rishte Ke Liye Tasveer Khichwa Raha Tha
Peeche Gadha Bhi Tasveer Me Aa Gaya
To Banta Ne Ye Likh Kar Tasveer Bheji-
‘I AM ON RIGHT SIDE’
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Santa ke bete ka accident ho gaya
Dr.- apke bete ke dono leg katne padenge
Santa ne apna sar pakad liya
Dr.- kya hua?
Santa-kal hi nalayak ko nayi chappal dilayi thi
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My phone just fell down on the floor!

Is everyone ok in my contact list?

Give me some sunshine..!!
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Give me another girlfrnd..!!
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I m single once again..!!

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Girl: Which Laptop does u have..?

Boy: I have a HP G-62 with Intel core i3 processor 2.3 Ghz,
Windows 7, 64 bit..
2 GB RAM & Intel 1 GB graphics Card…

And which laptop does u have..?

Girl: Pink colour ka…
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When You Really
Want To Slap Someone,

Do It And
Say……
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Mosquito.
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Dear lays manufacturer
U forgot to mention one more thing in the list of Ur ingredients.

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Air 85%:
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Santa class me haans raha tha,
Ek ladka bola : Stand UP, kaun ho tum?
Santa: Tum kaun ho?
Ladka: Mein monitor hu
Santa: Te phir mein CPU hu!!!
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Jo dete hai ladki ko tohfe,
Wo late hai unki shaadi me sofe,

Jo jate hai unke piche,
WO aate hai caro ke neeche,

Jo kehte hai JAANU,
Wahi bante hai baacho ke MAMU!!!
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Santa ne facebook pe apna account banaya
aur apni WALL pe likha.

“Yaha thukna mana hai”
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What is ABCDEFG?

A Boy Can Do Everything For a Girl!

But what is GFEDCBA? (The Opposite)

Girl forgets everything done and Catches new Boy Again! [Read more →]

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Silly Jokes

Silly jokes mean the joke which has no sense in their sentences. But these jokes make us laugh.Here is our massive list of jokes, puns, and riddles for children. We try to make sure every joke is funny, silly, and full of laughs, but also clean. If you find a joke that isn’t clean or is inappropriate for children, please let us know. Silly joke is cracked by foolish, mad people. Who think there are over smart these jokes suits them. Here is the list of silly jokes, puns, and riddles for children and kids:

Foolish Silly Jokes:

Silly Photos

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What illness did everyone on the Enterprise catch?
Chicken Spocks
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What is a myth?
A female moth!
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Where do tadpoles change?
In a croak room
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What do golfers use in China?
China tees!
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What do elves do after school?
Gnome work!
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If Ireland sank into the sea, what county wouldn’t sink?
Cork!
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How do we know that the Earth won’t come to an end?
Because its round!
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What goes up and down but does not move?
Stairs
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Where should a 500 pound alien go?
On a diet
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What did one toilet say to the other?
You look a bit flushed.
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Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was framed
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What did one wall say to the other wall?
I’ll meet you at the corner.
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What did the paper say to the pencil?
Write on!
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What do you call a boy named Lee that no one talks to?
Lonely
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What gets wetter the more it dries?

A towel
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Why do bicycles fall over?
Because they are two-tired
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Why do dragons sleep during the day?
So they can fight knights!
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