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Short Funny Jokes

Everybody loves Jokes especially funny short jokes.  A short joke means which are short or one line sentence. It is easy to read, remember and easily can send to your friends. Bring smile on your friend’s face by sending these free SMS jokes. Here are some of the best SMS jokes messages and sms text jokes for mobile phones.

Some of Short and Funny Jokes:

Banta Rishte Ke Liye Tasveer Khichwa Raha Tha
Peeche Gadha Bhi Tasveer Me Aa Gaya
To Banta Ne Ye Likh Kar Tasveer Bheji-
‘I AM ON RIGHT SIDE’
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Santa ke bete ka accident ho gaya
Dr.- apke bete ke dono leg katne padenge
Santa ne apna sar pakad liya
Dr.- kya hua?
Santa-kal hi nalayak ko nayi chappal dilayi thi
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My phone just fell down on the floor !

Is everyone ok in my contact list?

Give me some sunshine..!!
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Give me another girlfrnd..!!
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I m single once again..!!
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Girl: Which Laptop does u have..?

Boy: I have a HP G-62 with Intel core i3 processor 2.3 Ghz,
Windows 7, 64 bit..
2 GB RAM & Intel 1 GB graphics Card…

And which laptop does u have..?

Girl: Pink colour ka…
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When You Really
Want To Slap Someone,

Do It And
Say……
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Mosquito.
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Dear lays manufacturer
U forgot to mention one more thing in the list of Ur ingredients.

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Air 85%:
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Santa class me haans raha tha,
Ek ladka bola : Stand UP, kaun ho tum?
Santa: Tum kaun ho?
Ladka: Mein monitor hu
Santa: Te phir mein CPU hu!!!
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Jo dete hai ladki ko tohfe,
Wo late hai unki shaadi me sofe,

Jo jate hai unke piche,
WO aate hai caro ke neeche,

Jo kehte hai JAANU,
Wahi bante hai baacho ke MAMU!!!
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Santa ne facebook pe apna account banaya
aur apni WALL pe likha.

“Yaha thukna mana hai”
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What is ABCDEFG?

A Boy Can Do Everything For a Girl!

But what is GFEDCBA? (The Opposite)

Girl forgets everything done and Catches new Boy Again !
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Sasur ne Daamaad se kaha: 6 Saale me 8 baache.Ye kya hai?
Daamaad: Maine aapse kaha tha Gareeb jarur hu par aapki beti KO kabhi khali pet nahi rakhunga!

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