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The Sunday School

jokes — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 14:53:03 +0000

The sunday school teacher asked softly: “Who led the children of Israel out of Egypt?”
No answer.
The teacher pointed to a little boy at the back of the room and asked him .
“It wasn’t me,” he said timidly. “I’m from Pittsburg.”

School Doctor – Do

jokes — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 12:03:43 +0000

School Doctor: Do you ever have trouble with your nose or ears?
Little girl: Yes, they get in the way when I take my jumper off!

Mum – Come On

jokes — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 10:16:25 +0000

Mum: Come on, Bunty, eat your breakfast and get off to school.
Bunty: I don’t want to go to school.
Mum: You must go.
Bunty: But I don’t want to go. The teachers don’t like me, the children don’t like me – even the caretaker doesn’t like me.
Mum: That may be so, but you still have to go.
Bunty: Why?
Mum: Because you’re the headmaster!

Two School Children

jokes — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 10:12:15 +0000

Two school children were talking at breaktime:
Mehul: The clock fell off the wall in class this morning. If it had fallen a moment sooner, it would have hit Miss Pringle on the head.
Manoj: That clock was always slow!

Teacher To Student

jokes — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 13:05:43 +0000

Teacher To Student: Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?
Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad
Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.

A Student Attached

jokes — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 12:37:10 +0000

A Student Attached A 100 Rupee Note to His exam Paper N Wrote
“Rs 1 For 1 Mark” The PaperChecker Sent Him Rs 81 Back N Wrote
“U Got 19 Marks,Keep Th

Teacher – What R The People

jokes — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 12:02:41 +0000

Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called? Student: I don’t know. Teacher: They r called Turks, now What r the people of Germany called? Student: They r called Germs.

Teacher Asked A

jokes — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 11:58:19 +0000

Teacher asked a student,”Lectur E kaisa hona chahiye?” Student,”MINI SKIRT jaisa, jaruri topic cover bhi ho jaye aur sabka interest bhi bana rahe

EveryOne Wants

jokes — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 09:51:50 +0000

“EveryOne wants to go to Heaven but no one wants to Die…”
Boley to!!
Sab ko Top karna hai par parhna koi nahi chahta….

Aik Student Jo

jokes — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 09:39:58 +0000

Aik student jo Hostel mein rehta tha,
Raat ko 3 baje uth ke namaz parhne ke baad Dua mangne laga,
“Mola sab so rahe hein aur mein teri ibadat kar raha hoon”.
To brabar wale bed se us ke room mate ne awaz lagayi,
“Kameeny tu apni Dua maang, hamari shikayat kiu kar raha hai”..