The Sunday School
The sunday school teacher asked softly: "Who led the children of Israel out of Egypt?"
No answer.
The teacher pointed to a little boy at the back of the room and asked him .
"It wasn't me," he said timidly. "I'm from Pittsburg."
School Doctor – Do
School Doctor: Do you ever have trouble with your nose or ears?
Little girl: Yes, they get in the way when I take my jumper off!
Mum – Come On
Mum: Come on, Bunty, eat your breakfast and get off to school.
Bunty: I don't want to go to school.
Mum: You must go.
Bunty: But I don't want to go. The teachers don't like me, the children don't like me - even the caretaker doesn't like me.
Mum: That may be so, but you still have to go.
Bunty: Why?
Mum: Because you're the headmaster!
Two School Children
Two school children were talking at breaktime:
Mehul: The clock fell off the wall in class this morning. If it had fallen a moment sooner, it would have hit Miss Pringle on the head.
Manoj: That clock was always slow!