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Random Jokes

• A District Minister Arrived One Sunday Morning

  A district minister arrived one Sunday morning in a small rural town. The local minister asked the district minister to help with a local problem. "Everyone here thinks they are just perfect!" said the local minister. "Could you preach a sermon that will bring them back to their

• Mr. Smith Went To The Doctor's Office To Collect

  Mr. Smith went to the Doctor's office to collect his wife's test results. The receptionist says, "I'm sorry, sir, but there has been a bit of a mix-up and we have a problem. When we sent the samples from your wife to the lab, the samples from another Mrs. Smith were sent as well and w

• Khushiyun Se Bhri

  Khushiyun se bhri Pholon se dhaki Khusbo mai basi Rango se saji Taron mai chupi Sapno mai dhali Shabnam se dhuli Piyari c Subha mubarak *GOOD MORNING*

• 4It’s Funny When People Discuss

  4It’s funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED. It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

• Patient - Doctor, I Think

  Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little down in the mouth.

• Bewafa Say Kabhi Pyaar Nahin

  Bewafa say kabhi pyaar nahin hota, Marnay kay bad intizaar nahin hota, Dosti karo to zara dakh kar karna, Har koi hamari tarhan, Cool, sweet and smart nahin hota.

• Sardar To His

  Sardar to his friend I kiss my Wife everyday before leaving for Office, what about you? Friend : Me too, after you leave.

• Wife - I Have Changed

  Wife: I Have Changed My Mind. Husband: Thank God ! Does The New One Work Now?

• Santa Saw A Report Card Of His Son

  Santa saw a report card of his son And said ” Enne ghat marks, chittar, marne chahide ne” Son : hanji papaji chalo chaliye, menu us sale master da ghar bhi pta hai.

• Deepak Mein Agar

  Deepak mein agar nur na hota, tanha dil agar majbur na hota, hum khud aapko GOOD NIGHT kahne aate, agar aapka aashiyana itna door na hota.

• Some Words Of Wisdom For Your

  Some words of wisdom for your birthday, "Smile while you still have teeth!"

• A Young Woman Was Preparing For Her

  A young woman was preparing for her wedding. She asked her mother to go out and buy a nice long black negligee and carefully place it in her suitcase so it would not wrinkle. Well, Mom forgot until the last minute. So she dashed out and could only find a short pink nightie. She bought it

• I'm So Lucky To Have A Friend

  I'm so lucky to have a friend like you. Happy Birthday!

• What Does A Postcard From A Blonde's

  Q: What does a postcard from a blonde's vacation say? A: Having a fantastic time. Where am I?

• The Nominees For Nice

  The Nominees for nice LOVERS are: You you You you! Yoouu! & the winner is Me! Coz I have you!!!"