22Sep/09
Teacher – Apka Beta
Teacher: Apka beta cigarate peeta hai. Aap kabhi use puchhte nahi?
Santa: Haan, puchhta hoon, par mujhe kabhi deta hi nahi.
28Aug/09
Doctor – Aap Ka
Doctor: Aap Ka Weight Kitna Hai?
Santa: Chashme(Opticals) K Saath 75kg
Doctor: Aur Chasme K Bina!
Santa: Vo Muje Dikhta Hi Nahi
10Aug/09
Santa! Your Daughter
Santa! Your daughter has died!
Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor
At 50th floor he remembers I don--t have a daughter!
At 25th floor: I--m unmarried!
At 10th floor: I--m Banta not Santa
3Aug/09
Ek Baar Santa Nanga
ek baar santa nanga naha raha tha tabhi uski girl friend aa gayi aur santa nanga hi bahar aa gaya.girl friend are kuchh to pehan kar aate.santa bhag k andar gaya aur chappal pehan kar aa gaya
MANISH DHAKAD