Santa Child – Mere Papa Bahut

Random Jokes

• Correction - Instead Of Being Arrested

  Correction: Instead of being arrested, as we stated, for kicking his wife down a flight of stairs and hurling a lighted kerosene lamp after her, the Rev. James P. Wellman died unmarried four years ago.

• Aik Din ALLAH Ne Apni Rahamaton

  Aik din ALLAH ne apni rahamaton k darwaze kholay Aur kaha! hai koi rehmat mangne wala? Hai koi Khushia mangne wala? Hai Koi Chahat mangne wala? To mai ne kaha Saari Khushiya Saari Dolat Saari Rahmatai De de us ko jo is waqt Ye SMS Parh Raha hai

• Aai Aai Diwali

  Aai aai Diwali aai, Saath me kitni Khushiya laayi, Dhoom machao, mauz manao, aap sabhi ko Diwali ki badhai. Happy Diwali

• A Man Will Pay $2.00 For A $1.00 Item

  A man will pay $2.00 for a $1.00 item he wants. A woman will pay $1.00 for a $2.00 item she does not want!

• I Dream

  I dream about you evey night I shiver when your in sight I long to hold you close n tight I wanna be there with all my might I m just hoping I'm the girl whos right

• Hotel Main Aik Couple Dinner Ker Raha Tha

  Hotel main aik couple dinner ker raha tha wife ney leg pice utha kay husband ko diya pas betha baba bola Rabba jey sadi vi zanani zinda hundi sano vi latta chuk chuk kay dendi.

• KOI Hai Jo Dua Karta Hai

  KOI hai jo dua karta hai, Apno me mujhe bhi gina karta he,bahut khushnasib samjhte he khud ko hum, door rah ke bhi koi yaad kia karta hai.

• What’s The Similarity Between

  What’s the similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE - In both case you feel “aur thoda ruk jaata to accha model milta”

• The Museum Curator

  The museum curator called today and spoke in animated tones. He has a team of scientists who want to carbon date your bones!! Have a great birthday

• Teacher Asks Children

  Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future? Ram: I want 2 b a pilot. Vinod: I want 2 b a doctor. Deepa: I want 2 b a good mother. Ravi: I want 2 help Deepa.

• DiloSe Khelne

  DiloSe Khelne K Hunar Hme Nhi Aata,Isliye Ishq Ki Bazi Hm Har Gaye,Meri Zindgi Se Shayad Unhe Bahut Pyar Tha,IsiLiye sth le gaye....gud9t..

• A Sardar Learning English

  A sardar learning english introduces his family in the party: Hi! I am sardar, this is my sardarni, he is my kid, & she is my kidney.

• My Eyes R

  my eyes r hurting coz i cant cu , my arms r empty coz i cant hold u my lips r cold coz i cant kiss u , and my heart is breaking coz im not with u.

• The School Is

  "The school is on fire!" shouted a passing motorist to the school teacher. "I know it , said the teacher. "Then why aren't you doing something about it?" cried the motorist. "Oh, I am !" replied the teacher. "Ever since it started, I've been praying for rain."

• A Man Placed Some Flowers On The

  A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, "Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?"