Category — Punjabi Sardar Jokes
Punjabi Sms
Punjabi Sms:
Old Man: Putar mere dand (teeth) lai ke aa.
Putar: Bapu roti te bani nahi hai.
Old Man: Roti nahi khani, sahmne vali buddhi nu smile deni hai.
Munda: Papa ik glass pani de do.
Papa: Apne aap lai lae.
Munda: Papa, please tusi de do.
Papa: Je hun mainu pani vaste keha ta me 2 thapad maranga.
Munda: Papa jado thapad maran aaoge ta pani lainde aana.
1st man: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan?
2nd man: Gold ring de de.
1st man: Koi vadi cheez das yaar.
2nd man: fir MRF da tyre de de.
Panjabi man: Jaldi ik peg bana ke de ladai hon vali hai.
Waiter: Lo sir.
Panjabi man: Ik hor peg bana ke de ladai hon vali hai.
Waiter: Lo sir.
Panjabi man: Ik hor peg bana ke de ladai hon vali hai.
Waiter: Par eh ladai honi kado hai?
Panjabi man: Jad tu paise mangega.
Ik sherni nach rahi si,
usnu dekhke thodi door ik chuha vi nach reha si.
Sherni ne puchia ki ho gaya?
Chuha kehnda, “Nachne nu kare mera jee, haye ni tenu nachdi dekh ke.
August 10, 2011 No Comments
Sardar Jokes
Sardar Jokes:
Sardar bought a new mobile.
He called everyone from his Phone Book & said : My Mobile No. has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610.
One day a dog was running behind a Sardar… But Sardar was laughing.
A man asked: Why you are so happy?
Sardar said : Because I have an Airtel mobile with me…
But Still Hutch network is following me.
A Man asked to a Sardar: Akal badhi ya bhains?
Sardar: Pehle dono ki date of birth to batao.
Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower
& red light glowing on the top,
Seeing this he said India is developing fast,
See there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air.
Sardar: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion’s cage.
A man: He probably got a lot of applause when he got out.
Sardar: I didn’t say he got out.
August 10, 2011 No Comments