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Some of Very Asardar Jokes on Sardar

In India there are the ‘Sardars’ who are the beat of most jokes.  Sardar is a Punjabi and Hindi word usually used to mean a male follower of the Sikh faith. In jokes Sardar is not related with any village but to person with door open in his head  or mind & having a window open exactly opposite side of the door.

He is considered as an idiot and there are many jokes on him which are very famous in India, it is considered that he gets mad as soon as it gets 12 o clocks. Sardar jokes are a class of jokes based on stereotypes of Sikhs.  Sardar jokes are common in India; the Sardarji jokes are one of the most popular and widely spread cultural jokes in India and Pakistan. Sardar jokes are generally considered tasteless and unsuitable by members of the Sikh community. A popular category of Sardar jokes is the “12 o’clock jokes”, which involve that Sikhs are in their senses only at night.

Santa Singh and Banta Singh (Santa-Banta) are two popular names for the store characters in the Sardar jokes.  He also states that the ‘success-story’ of the Sikh-community as a whole has taken the form of an inherent nervousness in the collective minds of the non-Sikh majorities especially the Hindus of India. Sikhs is a very wealthy and successful people. Some of the Sardar jokes are self-deprecatory in nature. Sardar Jokes are very funny which can change your mood anytime.  Enjoy non-stop laugh & fun reading Sardar jokes which are evergreen are as follows.

Enjoyable Sardar Jokes

Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce.
Judge asked: How’ll U divide your kids, U”VE 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! We’ll …..i will apply NEXT YEAR

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Sardar Was Sleeping In His
Bed Room With His Wife

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Why Are You Scrolling Down
So Fast.
Let Him Sleep With His Wife.

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Sardar Ki Maa:
Puttar Tujhay Yahan Se Jalindhar Janay Mein 1 Din Laga
Aur
Wapas Aanay Mein 3 Din Wo B Naye Car Se… ?
Srdar : Maa Ye Car Bananay Wale Bhi
Pagal Hein Janay K Liay 4 Gear
Or Aanay Ke Liay Sirf 1 (Revers) Gear.

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Santa- Yaar!
Auratein Sharab
Se Nafrat Q Karati Hai?
Banta- Isliye Ki,
Sharab Pine Ke
Baad Chuhe Jaisa
Pati Bhi Sher
Ho Jata Hai.

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Santa-Oye Kya Kr Raha Ho?
Banta-Is Baby Ki Aawaz Record Kr Raha Hun!
Santa-Kyun?
Banta-Wo Jab Bada Ho Jaega,Use Iska Matlab Puchunga

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Santa – Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai,
Sara Ghar Hil Raha Hai.
Banta- Soja-Soja Ghar Girega
To Makaan Maalik Ka,
Hum To Kirayedar Hain.

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Santa Banta Se: Yaar mere Pet Mai Gas Hai…!!!
Banta: Achha hua Petrol Nahi Hai Warna ONGC wale kua khod dete!

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Punjab me 1 train ke niche 100 Sardar aagaye

99mar Gaye

1bach gaaye

Reporter- ne use pucha: “Ye sab kaise hua”

Sardar bola –“Galat Announcemennt ki vjaha se,

Annoucement hua tha ke shabadi express platform par aaraji hai to sab ghabra ke platform se utarkar patri par aagaye!

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Per Train platform par nahi, patari per aagayi

Reporter: or aap samajhdar nikle Jo patri per nahi utre!

Sardar: Ji nahi

Mai to suicide karne aaya tha, announcement sunkar mai patri se hatkar platform pe let Gaya tha.

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Santa: Judge Saab, Mujhe Divorce Chahiye
judge: Kyun?
Santa : Meri Biwi Ne 1 Saal Se Mujhse Baat Nahi Ki
Judge : 1 Bar Phir Sochle Beta, Aisi Biwi Nasib Walo Ko Milti Hai

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Santa Bakri Le Kar Bus Mei Sawar Hua
To Logo Ne Uski Bahot Pitai ki
Santa: Mere Sath ek Lady Na Hoti To Tumhe Btata

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Santa ne Banta se kaha,”sabse bada challenge kya hai?”
Banta replied – answer sheet ko khali chod do aur last me likh dena,
paas kark dikha

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Santa Roasted Chicken Khane K Baad Hadi Chaba Raha Tha,
Pas Baitha ek pandit roti Kha Raha Tha
Pandit Santa se pucha : Tumhare yaha kutte Kya Khate Hai?
Santa: Roti

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DR: Which soap do u use

Sardar: Bajrang da neem wala sabun,

Dr: Which paste?

Sardar: Bajrang da Ayurvedic paste,

Dr: Shampoo?

Sardar: Bajrang de herbal shampoo.

Dr: Hair oil?

Sardar: Bajrang da amla tel…

Dr: Is bajrang a multinational company brand or a popular local company in your state Punjaab.

Sardar: No, Bajrang is my room mate…Kyonki haar ek friend jaroori hota hai…….

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After eating fish Santa Singh never drinks water! Coz
He feared that fish will come alive and start swimming in his stomach!! ;-)

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Santa- Agar nariyal k ped pe chadh jaun to Engg college ki ladkiyan dikh jayengi?
Banta- Zaroor!! Aur haath chhod dega to medical college ki bhi dikh jayengi

October 6, 2013   No Comments


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Punjabi Teacher: Kaka tenu pata hai teri umar vich
Mahatma Gandhi ne B.A. kar lai si.
Student: Sir, menu eh vi pata hai tuhadi umar vich
Bhagat Singh fansi chad chuke si.

Santa: Oye teri vohti kithe gayi?
Banta: Oh te peke chali gayi.
Santa: Tu ohnu kutda hovenga.
Banta: Nahi yaar, saki bhen vangu rakhda si

Santa to Banta: Main tere 64 de 64 dand tor dene ne.
Laloo: 64 nahi 32 dand hunde ne, paji.
Santa: Mainu pata si tu vi vich bolna , iss lai tere vi vich gin liye.

Punjabi Jat to Jatti: Darling aj barsat da din hai.
Koi eho jehi romantic gal kar ke
mere dono paer zameen ten a lagan.
Jatti: Moya fansi lai la.

August 30, 2011   No Comments

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