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Punjabi Sms

Punjabi Teacher: Kaka tenu pata hai teri umar vich
Mahatma Gandhi ne B.A. kar lai si.
Student: Sir, menu eh vi pata hai tuhadi umar vich
Bhagat Singh fansi chad chuke si.

Santa: Oye teri vohti kithe gayi?
Banta: Oh te peke chali gayi.
Santa: Tu ohnu kutda hovenga.
Banta: Nahi yaar, saki bhen vangu rakhda si

Santa to Banta: Main tere 64 de 64 dand tor dene ne.
Laloo: 64 nahi 32 dand hunde ne, paji.
Santa: Mainu pata si tu vi vich bolna , iss lai tere vi vich gin liye.

Punjabi Jat to Jatti: Darling aj barsat da din hai.
Koi eho jehi romantic gal kar ke
mere dono paer zameen ten a lagan.
Jatti: Moya fansi lai la.

Sardarji Jokes:

Sardar had twins. He named them Tin and Martin.
Again had twins and named them Peter and Repeater.
Again twins and named them Max and Climax.
Again the same. Disgusted Sardar named them Tired & Retired.

A Teacher lecturing on population –
In India after every 10 sec a
woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up say – we must find and stop her.

Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.
Hamaari gaadi to petrol se start hoti hai.

Interviewer : Tell me the opposite of good.
Sardar : Bad.
Interviewer : Come.
Sardar : Go.
Interviewer : Ugly.
Sardar : Pichhlli.
Interviewer : U G L Y?
Sardar : PICHHLLY !!!!!!!
Interviewer : Shut Up.
Sardar : Keep Talking.
Interviewer : Get Out.
Sardar : Come In.
Interviewer : Oh my God.
Sardar : Oh my Devil.
Interviewer : You are Rejected.
Sardar : I am Selected. BALLE BALLLE.