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Santa Banta Non Veg Jokes

Santa Banta Non Veg Jokes:


Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about you?

Banta: Me too, after you leave.


Salesman: Sir, this computer will cut your workload by 50%.

Santa: That is great, I will take two of them.


Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti saman chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain.

His wife: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lenge?

Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.



Santa: “Kitna padhe likhe(qualified) ho?”

Banta: “B.A.”

Santa: “Saala, 2 akshar padha, woh bhi ulta.”


Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye.

Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga.


Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home

and washing clothes.

Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.

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