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• Hamara Mutaliba

  Hamara mutaliba Hamara mutaliba Valentine day per Her talib-e-ilm ko ek ek taliba...

• 5 great people

  5 great people: 1.Quaid woh to ab rahe nahi 2.Wasim Akram woh kisi kaam ka nahi 3.Aishwarya Rai apni pohanch say bahir 4.baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch

• I Wndr Y D Strs Stl Shyn Evn F Im

  i wndr y d strs stl shyn evn f im sad. i wndr y d birds stl fly evn f i cry. i wndr y d sun stl smyls evn f im blu. myb bcz d wrld's telin me i stl hv u.

• A Friend Is The

  A Friend is the one who advise you to Study Well, but a best friend is the one who stands in exam hall and says! ” abe kitna likhe ga bachiyan ja rahi hain…” …:p

• Naye Suba Ka

  Naye suba ka naya nzara Thandi Hawa leke aye pegham Hamara Jago Uth Jao Ho jao Tyaar Khushyo se bhara ho aj ka Din Tumhara.

• Ek Ladka Ek Ladki K Saath baitha

  Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey

• Santa - Bhagwane

  Santa: Bhagwane suit bada sohna paya hai. Jeeto: Thank u G Santa: Lipstick badi sohni laayi aa. Jeeto: Thank u G. Santa: Shingaar v sohna kitaa aa. Jeeto: Thank u G Santa: Par sohni pher v nahi lagdi...

• A Little While Later Hillary Asked

  A little while later Hillary asked Bill, "Why do you have all that money in the box?"

• Prisoner - Look

  Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You've already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of my kidneys. I only came to see if you could get me out of this place! Doctor: I am, bit by bit.

• A Young Couple Were Married

  A young couple were married, and celebrated their first night together, doing what newlyweds do, time and time again, all night long. Morning comes and the groom goes into the bathroom but finds no towel when he emerges from the shower. He asks the bride to please bring one from the bedroom. When s

• After A Young Couple Brought Their New

  After a young couple brought their new baby home, the wife suggested that her husband should try his hand at changing diapers. "I'm busy," he said. "I'll do the next one." The next time came around and she asked again. The husband narrowed his eyes as he looked at his wife. "I didn't mean the next d

• 14th February Is

  14th February is "VALENTINE DAY" Enjoy a lot with your lover. Do whatever you like but don't cross the limit because just after 9 months is Children's Day.

• Sardarji Is Not

  Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife these days because somebody had told him that it is wrong to sleep with married women..

• Kunwaro Se Log Puchte Hai

  Kunwaro se log puchte hai ki tumhari ab tak shaadi kyon nahi huye? Kunware bhi jor se kahte hai: Jaako rakhe sayeean mar sake na koi.

• Santa went to See A Girl For Marriage

  Santa went to see a girl for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for some talk. After some time, Santa asks: Behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho? Girl: Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye si.