Santa Banta Non Veg Jokes
Santa Banta Non Veg Jokes:
Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about you?
Banta: Me too, after you leave.
Salesman: Sir, this computer will cut your workload by 50%.
Santa: That is great, I will take two of them.
Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti saman chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain.
His wife: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lenge?
Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.
Santa: “Kitna padhe likhe(qualified) ho?”
Santa: “Saala, 2 akshar padha, woh bhi ulta.”
Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye.
Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga.
Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home
and washing clothes.
Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.