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10 Aug 2011
Santa Banta Jokes

Santa Banta Hindi Jokes

Santa Banta Hindi Jokes:

 

Santa: in my dreams rats play football every night.
Doctor: take this tablet you will be ok.
Santa: Can I take tommorrow, tonight is final match.

Santa – My wife died yesterday, I am trying to cry but tears are not come out,
What to do?
Banta – No problem.
Just imagine she came back.

Teacher:Bade ho ke kya banoge ?
Santa:Pilot
Tcher:Kyon?
Santa:Upar accedent ka khatra nhi hota.

A Man: Santa where were U born?
Santa: Punjab.
A Man: Which part?
Santa: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body is born in Punjab yaar.

Santa: Tumhari car ka tyre puncture kaise hua?
Driver Banta:Ek daaru ki botle iske neeche aa gayi thi.
Santa: Tumhe botle nazar nahi aayi?
Banta: Botle us bande ki jeb me thi jo meri car ke neeche aaya tha.

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10 Aug 2011
Santa Banta Jokes

Santa Banta Sms

Santa Banta Sms:

 

Interviewer : Imagine, in a closed room, how can you escape if it caught fire?
Santa : Simple, Stop imagining.

Santa : O Banno Car ki speed itani kyo badha di..?
Biwi : Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, accident ho jaye iske pehele ghar pahunch jaate hai.

Banta: Yeh AUTOMATICALLY kya hota hai?
Santa: Oye tujhe yeh bhi nahin pata, Jab auto mein koi ganji ladki ja rahi ho to use kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI.

Santa: Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai, Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai.
Banta: Soja-Soja Ghar Girega To Makaan Maalik Ka, Hum To Kirayedar Hain.

Santa: whats diffrence between Seniors & Juniors?
Banta: Jo samundra ke najdik rehte wo seniors (sea+nears) &
Jo chidiyaghar ke najdik rehte wo Juniors (Zoo+nears).

Banta: Operation karte waqt patient ko behosh kyun karte hai?
Santa: Woh isiliye ki patient operation na seekh le.

Banta’s son: Dad there is someone on the door 2 collect donations for a swimming pool.
Banta: Give him a glass of water.

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