Santa Banta Hindi Jokes 2011

Random Jokes

• Suni Zindagi Mein Halchal Si

  Suni zindagi mein halchal si mehsoos hui, Bejaan dil ko aaj dhadkan mehsus hui, Jane aaj kyu aisa laga, Shayad aapaki kami mehsoos hui.

• Santa - Agar Tumhe Kuch Ho Gaya

  Santa: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga. Jeeto: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey? Santa: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai

• STUDENT - Daddy, Have

  STUDENT : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt? FATHER : No. Why do you ask that? STUDENT: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?

• Free Sms Jokes

  Free Sms Jokes:   Saas : Beti aaj se tumhara ghar yahi hai, Aaj se tum mujhe maa aur apne sasur ko papa kahogi... Shaam ko us ka husband ghar aaya to wo boli "Maa , bhaiya aa gaye.   A good teacher is who tells to study hard...But,, A best teacher is who stands out

• I Wish That

  I wish that u visualize a sweet multi sequential form of idiosyncrasy occurring benevolently in d meritorious piece of cerebral brain. In short, Good Night!!!!

• A pregnant lady Went

  A pregnant lady went to an astrologer. Astrologer: When u deliver a baby, baby's father will die. Lady: Thank god! My husband is safe!

• 1 Admi Khudkushi

  1 admi khudkushi par Tqreer karte huwy jazbati ho kar kehne lgaKhudkushi haram hai Kufr hai Gunah hai Zulm hai Is se behtr hai k insan zehr kha k mar jay.

• Yaar Ne Dil Ka Haal Batana Chod

  Yaar ne dil ka haal batana chod diya, Humne bhi gaherayi mein jana chod diya, Jab usko hi duri ka ehsas nahi, Humne bhi ehsas dilana chod diya.

• To The 2 Secrets Of A Long Lasting

  To the 2 secrets of a long lasting and happy marriage ...Here's to good sense of humor and a short memory!

• Patient - Muje Bemari

  Patient-Muje bemari h. khane k bad bhukh nhi lagti Sone k bad Nind nhi ati Kam karu to thak jata hun Doctor-Sari Rat Dhup mein bethooooo

• I Was Married By A Judge

  I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Groucho Marx

• I'll Stand Here

  I'll stand here 4ever, If 4ever's what it takes, because u r my 4ever, and 4ever always waits.....

• Today’s Kadi - Kuraikkira

  Today’s Kadi : Kuraikkira Naayi Kadikkaadhu.! Yean Theriyumaa.? romba yosikkaadhey Rendu velaiyaiyum Orey nearathula adhaala seiyya mudiyaadhilla adhaan.

• Love Is When

  Love is when you look into some one's eyes and see everything you need Your eyes tell me what I have for you in my heart . Happy Valentine day

• It's For My Mother-In-Law," Explained

  It's for my mother-in-law," explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash, he gestured down at the dog and said, "My Doberman here killed her." "Gee...That's terrible," commiserated the spectator. "But... Hmmmm... Is there anyway you might lend me your dog for a day or so