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Cool Santa Banta Jokes

Making fun of Sardars does not mean we are abusing them.  It simply means we are acknowledging Sardarjis are the one of the coolest people who can live and have fun by poking jokes at themselves. Sardars are the one of the best people of the world and jokes on them are not to ignore or hurt. Sardarjis or anyone else for that matter we have enjoyed Sardarji Jokes for different ages. Santa Banta is name of the two Sardarji characters, which make fun of both of them. Santa Banta jokes are just as an example of having fun with humor.

Laughter is the best medicine and reduces lots of stress. That’s why there are lots of laughter clubs there to make you laugh. It is good effect also. We become what we think. So why not change out manner and make the world laughing. Health is wealth and we do all the things to make us feel good.  Santa and Banta jokes are most popular in whole world, each every child can tell you. So below are some of the brilliantly jokes to make you laugh.

Cool Santa Banta Jokes:

  1. Santa and Jeeto were on an African Safari when a lion sprang out of nowhere & dragged Jeeto with his jaws.
    Jeeto: Shoot him, Shoot him!
    Santa: I can’t. I ran out of film.
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  2. Santa: yar Banta tu mujhse bahut sari baten chupata h….
    Banta: nahi yar aisa nahi h…
    Santa: nahi yar tune chupai h mujhse baat.
    Banta: nahi chupai yar…
    Santa: Mai bol raha Hun Na ki mujhe pata h tune mujhse baat chupai h…
    Banta: acha to phir Bata na ki kya baat chupai h.
    Santa: sale jab tune baat chupa hi li to mujhe kaise pata chalega ki tune kaun si baat chupai h…
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  3. Santa na ek college khola, Naam kya rakha hoga,
    Guess karo,
    Nahi pata,
    Naam Tha Women’s College for Boys.
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  4. Santa Qabristan Me Charas Pi Raha Tha
    Police-Kya Kar Rahe Ho?
    Santa- Abu K Liye Dua,
    Police- Ye To Bachche Ki Qabr Hai
    Santa-Abbu Bachpan Me Hi Mar Gaye The.
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  5. Santa ‘London’ Me Double Store Bus Me Baitha.
    Conductor Ne Use Uper Bhej Diya.
    Santa Bhagta Hua Neche Wapas Aaya Aur Bola
    ”Marwayega” Kya Uper To Driver Hi Nahi Hai.
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  6. Class Mein Teacher Ne Santa Se Pucha
    Teacher: Radio or News Paper Mein Kya Farq Hai?
    Santa Ne Kuch Der Socha Aur Bola,
    Dekho Madam,
    News Paper Mein Hum Roti Lapet Ke Le Ja Sakte Hai,
    Magar Radio Mein nahi Le Ja Sakte
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  7. Santa Electric Shop Pe Gaya Aur
    Dukandar Se Bola
    Santa: Ek Kala Bulb Dena
    Dukandar: Bhai Sahab,
    Kale Bulb Ka Kya Karoge?
    Santa: Yaar,
    Dopaher KO Andhera Karke Sone Ka
    Mazaa Hi Kuch Aur Hai.
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  8. Santa Chow Mein Banane Wale Ko,
    Bahut Der Se Ghoor Rha Tha,
    Jab Woh Tang Aa Gaya Toh,
    Chow Mein Wale Se Bola,
    Saale Jab Bik Nahi Rhi Toh,
    Kadai Kyu Tod Rha Hai.
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  9. Santa Baar Baar Apne Santan Ke,
    Khushnasibi Ki Duaa Maangta Tha…
    Aisa VO Kai Saalo Se Kar Rha Tha
    .
    .
    One Day Ek Farishta Aaya Uske Pass Or Bola
    .
    Bhagwaan Ke Liye Bhaii.
    Pahle Tu Shadi to Kar.
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  10. Ek budiya cinema hall me cold drink ki bottle leke baithi thi.

Kabhi 15 mint me ghunt leti to kabhi 20 minute me.

Pass Bethe sardar KO gussa AA Gaya.

Usne bottle uthai aur puri ek ghut me pi Gaya aur bola Aise pi jata he cold drink.

Budhiya boli: Beta me to pan ki pichkari thuk rahi thi..!!

October 12, 2013   No Comments


Very Funny Sardar Jokes

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Sardar Jokes means unlimited entertainment. It’s easy to joke on a Sardar, but it’s too difficult to be a Sardar. Enjoy large collections of dirty and funny Sardar Jokes to make your day I’m not sure as to why there are jokes about these other communities but Sardar jokes are widely understood as not being mean or dirty. Sardar jokes are very funny and silly. You can view all Sardar SMS messages these are very funny sardarji sms jokes. Sardar literally means “a person of authority” or “soldier”, in Hindi or Punjabi and is applied to males. Sardars belong to the Sikh community in the northern state of Punjab in India.

This website contains jokes with Sardars in them. Sardar jokes are Very popular in India even if you are from South India.  These jokes celebrate the wit and fun loving nature of this community. So this is a people that celebrate life. There is no contempt in these jokes after all the Sikh community is the one community in India where you will never find beggars. A Sardar may have to do extremely back breaking work but he will not beg to nourish his family. The Sikh community is also one that suffered one of the cruelest group experiences of any village anywhere when the land that they had grown up on was split apart into two countries. Sardar jokes and really learning to celebrate life was a response of the Sikh people.

Funny Sardar Jokes:

Sardar on phone “Doctor my wife is pregnant”
She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…………
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A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,
he went and kissed her.
Girl: “STUPID what r u doing?”
Sardar: B.Com final year”

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1 DIN 1 DAKU 1 SARDAR KE GHAR MEIN GHUS GAYA AUR BOLA
“SONA KAHAN HAI?”
SARDAR BOLA “ULLU KE PATTHE.
PURA GHAR KHALI HAI, KAHIN BHI SOJA…”

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Sardar wins 20 crore from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.
Dealer gave 11crore after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar
“Give me 20 crore or else return my 20 Rs back.”

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Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:”
When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

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Sardar Get Engaged with girl,
soon he came 2 know she had no affair b4,
he broken the relation every 1 asked the reason!
He said “JO KISI OR KI NA HO SAKI WOH MERI KIA HOGI? Sardar’s wish: when i die,
I wanna die like my grandpa who died peacefully
in his sleep not screaming like all the passengers
in the car he was driving.

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Once Banta got a party invitation saying….. Black tie only!
At the party, Banta ws very shocked 2 see other people wearing suits also!!!!!!

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Santa (to his son): Itne km marks? Do thappad Marne chayiye…….!
Santa’s son: Han papa… chalo…mane us master ka ghar dekha hai…..!

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Santa nd Banta in a football stadium…
Santa: Paji, ye log ball se kya kar rahe hai?
Banta: goal kar rahe hain!!!
Santa:”lekin paji ball to pehle se gol hai, or kitni gol Karenge?”

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A donkey kicked a Sardar & ran away
Sardar ran 2 catch d donkey.
He saw a zebra & started beating it & said
“SALA Tracksuit pahen k dhoka De raha hai”.

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Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.
Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.

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Santa aur Jeeto mai larai ho gayi, Santa ghar se chala Gaya
Santa raat KO phone pe: Khane mai kya hai?
Jeeto: Zehar Mai daer se aayunga, tum kha kar so Jana

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Indian: I have 4 sisters and 3 brothers. What about you?

American: I have no sister or brother but I have four Moms from first dad and five dads from my first mom.

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How do you recognize Santa’s son, Pappu, in School?
He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.

October 6, 2013   No Comments

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