Category — Santa Banta Jokes
Sardar Jokes
Here some Sardar Jokes Messages are available for your Mobile Phones:
Sardar Jokes
1 ladka der raat se ghar par pahuncha….
Papa: Kaha the itni der?
Ladka: Friend ke ghar par.
Papa ne 10 doston ke ghar phone lagaya….
2 friends: Yanhi par hai uncle, padh raha hai.
3 friends: Abhi nikla hai uncle, ghar pahunchta hi hoga.
4 friends: Yanhi par tha uncle.
Sardar’s Son: Han papa bolo, kya hua?
Sardar ki maut bijli girne se hui par uski lash muskurate hue mili.
Bhagwan ne poocha: Aisa kyun?
Sardar Bola : Mujhe laga koi photo kheench raha hai.
Sardarji: Doctor, I have a problem.
Doctor: What’s your problem?
Sardarji: I keep forgetting things.
Doctor: Since when do you have this problem?
Sardarji: What problem?
Sardar joined new job. First day, he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening?
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
August 29, 2011 2 Comments
Santa Banta Sms
Here some best Santa Banta Sms Message available for your Mobile Phones:
Santa Banta Sms
Santa : pehle me apni biwi ko BA karwaunga fir MA fir PHD karwaunga fir badhiya si naukri dilwaunga.
Banta : fir achha sa rishta dekh ke uski shaadi bhi karwa dena.
Santa : O Banno car ki speed itani kyon badha di..?
Biwi : Oji car ke break fail ho gaya hai, accident ho jaye iske pehele ghar pahunch jaate hai.
Santa : I tried your number so many times, it always said ‘Switched Off’!”
Banta : Nahi Pape, it’s my HELLO TUNE!
Judge: Tumhara jurm sabit ho chuka he, kal tumhe Fansi pe chdhaya jayega..
Santa: Wo to thik he,lekin utara kab jayega?
August 27, 2011 No Comments