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Rajnikanth Jokes

Rajnikanth was born on December 12, 1950 in Karnataka India. Rajnikanth is a famous actor and a popular Indian celebrity. He holds a huge fan following because of his fashionable gestures, expressions and extraordinary dialogs. He is also a receiver of the Padma Bhushan award. He received India’s 3rd highest national honor for his great contribution to Indian cinema. He was declared as one of the most favorite persons in South Asia by Asia week.

The vast fans following of Rajnikanth people around have given their direct and indirect offerings to this collection of some latest funny and comical Rajnikanth jokes. It is known that he has its own website www.allaboutrajni.com. It runs on Rajini Power” and will not required their internet connection to enter the website.

A list of some latest Rajnikanth jokes is as follows.

1. Once Rajnikanth gave kiss to his girlfriend in front of a kid.
Now the kid is known as…
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Emran hashmi. :)

2. Rajnikanth and a girl were playing cards,
Rajnikanth had 3 ekkas (AAA) but could not win, why?….
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Becoz the girl had 3 Rajnikanths :)

3. When Rajnikanth does a push up, he isn’t lifting himself up; he’s pushing the Earth down.
- Rajnikanth is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

4. Once a beggar was singing on a road, Rajnikanth got impressed and give him his Gold ornaments.
Today that beggar is known as
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“Bappi Lehri…”

5. Santa Banta, CID Team & Rajnikanth were passing a desert, suddenly they see a huge sandstorm coming…

Santa: Oye tufaan!
Banta: Apan to marenge ab!

ACP Pradyuman: Daya zara Pata lagao ye rukawat kaisi?
Daya: Sir, Na toh yaha darwaja he jise Mei rook sakta hoon, Na tufaan hai jo Mei isok thappad mar sakta hoo.

Rajnikant: Sorry for sneezing…

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