Patient To Cosmetic

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Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brown.

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Patient – DoctorPatient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put me in...

Just As A Surgeon WasJust as a surgeon was finishing an operation and was about to close, the patient awakes,...

A Patient WasA patient was at her doctor’s office after undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said,...

Patient – Oh, I’mPatient: Oh, I’m really nervous about my heart operation. Surgeon: Don’t worry, in all my experience...

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