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Funny Shayari

Here some best Funny Shayri Messages are available for your Mobile Phones:

Funny Shayari

Yeh exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hai,
Sab apne apne naseeb hote hai,
Rahte hai jo nigaho se duur,
Saale wahi question compulsary hote hai.

Khayal ko kisi aahat ki aas rehti hai,
Nigah ko kisi soorat ki talash rehti hai,
Tere bin koi kami to nahi hai dost,
Bass gali waali jamadarni udhas rehti hai.

Chahta hoo tujhe pyar du
Dost par apni jindagi waar du
Jab tera message nahi milta to
Dil karta hai tere DIL me goli maar doo.

Manzil ki taraf badhte raho.
Jo dil kahe usi rah ko chuno,
peeche walon ko age na jaane do
aur jo aage hai unse aage niklo.
Tabhi 1 acche Truck Driver banoge.

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August 30, 2011   2 Comments

Tintumon Jokes

Here some Tintumon Jokes Messages are available for your Mobile Phones:

Tintumon Jokes

Tintumonu girl friendum car il pokukayayirunnu
Girl: innu njan ninakku ente appendix operation
cheythathu evide ennu kanichu tharam
tintu got exited, n said, evide kanikoo…kanikoo..
Girl:-nokku nokku kollam dist:hospital

Teacher: Tintumon Achaneyum Ammayeyum Entha Vilikunnath?
Tintu: Dadi!!!
Teacher: Randu Pereyum Dadi Enno?
Tintumon; Achane “Da” Ennum.
Ammaye “Di” Ennum..!!

Gulfil ninnu Maman: Ninaku entha vendath?
Tintumon: Mobile mathi mamaa
Snehathode maman: NOKIA mathiyo da kutta.?
Tintumon: Nokiyal porada pattee, Vaanganam !

“Ishtappetta penninodu ishtamennu kashtapettu parayumpol, ishtamallennu aa dushta paranjal, nashtapettathinte vedana kashtapettu ishtapettavane ariyu”
Tintumon – The Poet”

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