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One Line Jokes

Judge: Tum apni limit cross kar rahe ho.
Lawyer: Kaun saala aisa kehta he?
Judge: Tum ne muje sala bola?
Lawyer: Nahi My Lord, maine pucha KAUN SA LAW aisa kehta he?

Bhikhari: Sahib ek rupaiya de do.
Sahib: Kal anna.
Funny Bhikhari: Iss kal kal ke chakkar mein iss colony mein mere lakhon rupaiye fasse hue hai.

Sardar to Bania friend: Main apna purse
ghar bhool aaya, mujhe 1000 Rs chahiye.
Funny Kanjoos Bania: Dost hi to dost ke kam aata hai.
Yeh lo Rs.10 . Riksha karke ghar jao aur apna purse le aao.

Boy to friend: Dekho voh ladki meri taraf dekh ke muskura rahi hai.
Friend: Yeh to kuchh bhi nahi, jab maine pehli bar tumari shakal dekhi thi to,
3 din apni hansi nahi rok paya tha.