Category — New Year sms Jokes

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• Aik Dafa Sardar

  Aik dafa sardar jee aur unn kei begum soay hooy thay. Raat ko sardarni ney uth kar shor macha dia..sardar jee utho ..sardar jee utho..sadar jee ghabra kar uthay aur poocha kia ho gya hay. Sardanrni boli kay billy doodh pee gayi hay. Sardar jee ghussay say bolay kay issi liay tum ko kehta hoon kay qa

• Tiny Star Shining

  Tiny star shining so bright, Its time to say Gudnite, So close ur eyes & hold ur pillow tight, May u have d sweetest dream tonight..

• YAAD Aai Mujhe Jab

  YAAD aai mujhe jab aapki, Dil ne mehsus ki kami aapki, Ye aarju nahi k kisiko bhule hum, Bus itna kafi hai, Kisiko yad aaye hum.

• Behind Every Great Man There

  Behind every great man there is a surprised woman. - Maryon Pearson

• May Our Children Be Blessed

  May our children be blessed with rich parents

• Basanti - Ek Baat Batani Hai

  Basanti : Ek baat batani hai, par please muje marna nahi. Veeru: Bolo. Basanti: Main Pregnant hoon! Veeru: It’s a very good News. Basanti : Shadi se pehle pitaji ko bataya tha toh bahut maar padi thi.

• Teacher - Change INto

  Teacher: Change ¡Nto Pass¡Ve (Sunsaan Jagahon Per Bachay Jatay Ha¡N To Hadsay Ho Jatay Ha¡N) Student: Sunsan Jagahon Per Huay Hadson Ma¡N Bachy Ho Jaty Hein

• Why Can-t Sardars

  Why can-t Sardars make ice cubes? They always forget the recipe.

• Dnt Give Importance

  Dnt give Importance 2 MONEY. Bcoz it Can giv Bed but nt SLEEP,Books but nt BRAINS,Cloth bt not BEAUTY, Luxuries bt not HAPPINES.So transfr it to My A/c.

• Why Do I SMS

  Why Do i SMS U? To Irritate? To Care? To Miss? To Bore? Do u Know why?? Bcoz you are my Friend & i have the right to disturb you.

• Son - Main School

  Son: Main school nahi jaonga. Mom: Q? Son: Main nokari karonga. Mom: 4th class parh kar kya kaam karogay? Son: 3rd class ki larkiyon ko tution parhaonga.

• Husband - Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe

  Husband: Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Bada Faayda Hua Hai. Wife: Woh Kya? Husband: Mujhe Mere Gunaaho ki Saza Jeete-Jee Hi Mil Gayi!

• Happy Birthday From

  Happy birthday from an admirer– or two … or three … or four…… or five….. or six…..or seven….. or eight…..or nine…….. or the whole population hehe

• How Many People Work

  How many people work in your office? About half of them

• Men Wake Up As Good Looking

  Men wake up as good looking as they went to bed. Women somewhat deteriorate during the night.