Santa to Autodriver : Gurudware Jaoge?
Auto Driver : Haan bilkul jaunga?
Santa ne jeb se polythin nikala aur bola : Wapas aana to mere liye langar se khana le aana !
Santa and Preeto was in a Bus.
Preeto : Suniye jee peeche wala aamdi mere blouse me haath daal raha hai.
Santa : Oye tu ghabra mat, ussey kya pata batua to mere paas hai.
Once A father was teaching the spelling of word “ASSASSINATION” to his child.
He says: ek Gadha(ASS),
uspar ek aur Gadha(ASS),
jispar Mein(I),
aur mujh par sara Desh(Nation)